Good idea. Should get all the away fans thinking of going blockade his HQ.
A takeover like the Nakatomi building in Die Hard would be better.
Charnley, in an attempt to impress his owner by stopping it, could remove his shirt and crawl around the air conditioning aimlessly like a fat greased up speccy eyed Bruce Willis for a few hours while we make demands and transfer Ashleys wallpaper to a secret vault.
Dave can be Hans Gruber.
‘Ho ho ho now I have Shirebrook lanyard’