Darth Crooks

Chancel be a fine thing.

Bloody hell.

Aye.

Feel our ferocious heat

Liking these set penis varieties

Sorry kimbo

Get a grip you vole faced wimp

Yeah there's signs though they are very much in second gear

Don't really understand the level if not the reason of grief for the sissoko

Oh brilliant. Rafa instructing feigned injuries ?

Positive first min

Proper boyband back 4

Brazen dickhead.

No one raging at the insinuation that he felt that renaming it means finishing higher but we wouldn't want that and so are stupid cunts who are deluded and will cut our noses to spite our faces. As if they are the variables. Some apology.

You've got to be thick as fuck to hear 'we can't compete with Man City and think yeah he's right you know'. Sorry. I can only rationalise it as being virtuous to be positive in the face of anything.

It takes him 5 mins per rehearsed sentence.

Especially with De Bruyne

Might hit the Cock and Lion for this. (Don't start)

Get your blood pressure tablets ready for 7pm tomorrow.

'I'm me' what a belmer

He won't lie about the summer he has been frustrated but he has a job to do. Priority being premier league but won't set a ballpark cap on attainment - wants to win and compete etc.

God don't fuck this guy over. Such a breath of fresh air and honesty.

That midfield is far more balanced than we've had. We have some decent options at the minute though if all goes well.

Just noticed Adam Johnson there too. Yeuugh

Top left is a little unfair as that's his job. Bottom right wants to make you watch him drown.