Darth Crooks

A satisfying watch in Stratford I must say. Toes curled at Charnley and Ashley though.

Reckons he's saved a few bob in January

That was a bittersweet image with Perez/Ashley and Charnley.

Enjoyed Steves jack sparrow impression

Another only make changes dead on 60 British manager

He's just a bit of a luxury when you're back to the wall like this. He's being fed nowt like and once again golback and Anita are garbage.

De Jong is back to anonymous.

That was good mind.

Bit Hollywood for me.

Wanker.

You can't be in control out of possession man.

That's a label you could apply to half the squad and he's one of our more effective players. It's pretty rational. He's also an easy pick to drop.

What are you on about? We used to have red numbers. Way way back, for a short time and it looked shit then.

Objectively, it's deeply saddening that his poisonous grasp transcends far beyond football

Lascelles partial to a bit o' da 'erb?

Dogshit.

People will buy whatever the players wear, sadly.

Our average height must be like 5' 10" - with the exception of Colback, the mountain that hides.

We hardly did our point of view any favours last week.

Amazing how the tidy types get a free pass.

Was winjaldum awarded that?

Despite believing he's largely shite; I do believe he has the capacity to learn from errors more than others in the recent past.

Well. Not sure what to do or think.

Apart from the actual goal