Darth Crooks

He's ridiculously limited like. He can trap it and then hoof it or pass it short (requires extra concentration) and that's pretty much it. He's like a player off the early nintendo games where you only had two buttons to control it. "Two-button Dummet" T-bummet

I'm living in another dimension

Don't think it's a case of mcclaren seeing he needs to learn but more he doesn't know how to deploy him properly plus the fact we're comparing him to how brilliantly he's started.

I'd certainly prefer agent 47 over colback

Yes I've heard his supply of pampers is quite high.

Aye we pussyfoot around it with team selections chipping and changing decking et al, yet the key problems remain the same.

Merry Christmas you wonderful bastards and TCD too

State of the stands at the minute SJP is pushing the shithole envelope too much.

Jeeeesus. That's the worst set of quotes from him yet.

Alreet Genghis Cunt

He's a better tackler than Colback .well that made me smile. Neither have a decent forward pass in them. Both should be no where near our first team.. Well on the last point I agree. its strange how Colback his picked up for the same supposed limitations.

He makes Colback look like sonic. Still a better player mind.

He's more likely to look for a forward pass for one and is a better tackler. Colback gets such a free ride for being someone who 'came home' from the Mackems and the fact he has 'fight' by cropping people.

Don't think he really knows what he's doing.

Until then he's not much use Ian

Nope, that's a similar pace to what he had in Holland. Despite some nice touches he just looks way too slow for the league, like he always wants miles more time than he's going to get in England. This is it. He's clearly not rubbish but he's not up to the pace. Much the same way colback gets caught out.

Gestedes fella made a world of difference given conditions

And what's he actually done? He's largely anonymous and not fit/at pace most of the time. Another chancer signing once again.

Absolute garbage. What's the point being last ditch if you gift possession every other phase of play?

Thauvin crosses are good

Joey le Essex on

Dogshit this like.

Rest chin peace

Stab the rain away.

Bring juan sheet on at HT