Darth Crooks

How do we know he didn't 'reject' the role knowing he'd get a pay off and Ashley having to pay nowt. The game is rigged from the off.

He has a language for each foot of his head.

Played the victim plenty when us nasty orcses of fans threTened his family and that.

Didn't know chilavert was a decepticon.

Wor chest has emphysema.

'Do you like pedigree?' 'S'wight' *triple h's the cunt*

He's a proper gobshite like.

Have Islamic state got a team? If the m going to sponsor a bunch of cunts it might as well be some with some ambition. Their recruitment is probably less stringent too.

He'll be sacked. LC: well johns gone but we have a brand new, innovative relplacement...ladies and gents welcome Ron Carver Ron: glad to be here for the very first time *lick*

Blatt out of hell? http://youtu.be/z4thL5HgnB4 RIIIIIGHT!

Terrible what they did to our lads...

Poor comparison. Mr Burns won something. http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/9/2/4/106442924/cuts/homeratthebat_h4zsa8um_szygyubd.jpg With Gabriel obertan in the team too.

Have to be a clairvoyant to work here it seems.

This is crackers if true. Not sure what to think. He could have the making of a good coach but if you listened to the media so did John carver; the coach who had all the experience and guidance. This club man, who the fuck knows.

Been at comedy. This is the biggest gag of the lot. What the fuck.

Going back to buenos aires and boning the skin off that model girlfriend of his?

Jonas joins Ashleyout!

Aye the lesser of two mokes

Like a Blatter of hell he'll be gone when the lawman comes.

Moke next pls

Moke next pls

Hasta luego amigo.

Could do with our sphincterhead coach taking a more part time approach.

It's ill-conceived for sure if well intentioned.