Darth Crooks

Fucking hell. Tiote, obertan and gouffran all moe deserving then eh? I know they are different positions but it's not the dead wood being peddled.

Premature.

I'd be disappointed if Perez didn't feature significantly after last season. I've not seen any pre season this year but it sounds like it's been atrocious.

Aw Ashley just fuck off man. When are going to realise they don't have to tolerate this sidestepping and half measures act every season? This guy is going to rue joining at this time.

Not sure what people were expecting from the magpie shirt. People say they want straight b&w stripes and that's what they get. I've worn my retro supermac shirt for years as its timeless but I'm all for this direct fuck you to Ashley without having it cringey letters over an existential mg paid for current club shirt.

You've really done it now toney...

The sex

Never seen a more meteoric decent to dump trajectory in all my life. Not since Lost anyway.

Saying how he may work in our team is not the same as assuming he's signed is it?

Chased with a host of golf clubs might work.

Hehehe

Really hate my username btw. Can I change my name to Darth Crooks?

colo was for a long time, as was terry with his last ditch efforts (along with being vocal of course) too many average players are praised for being gobshites in the game. I always thought carragher a competent if overrated player and Gerard just as likely to cheat, do something risky as do something brilliant, which he was of course. It's a very hazy term in football but coming back to Nufc I think jsanmaat has the intelligence, command and temperament to do it best. Which means it'll be colback every time.

Jaanmaat by a country mile; footy is all leadership by example and I bet he's more articulate than all of the others mentioned. The Obertan thing is ludicrous if anyone just runs its him. it'll be colo or colback for the pashun/jawdee factor or just plain old status quo

Harsh like he's just not good enough and no amount training will prepare him for this level, the same as you or I. I'm n the flip side I've seen few worse but he probably does care but it's not enough for the good of the team.

Sunday league then

Not enough love for this

Just goes to show how far brazen bullshitting with little substance can get you in life.

Ashley's continue to invest line suggests no acknowledgement of the need for change other than token cup policy promises.

San Lorenzo are always a factor. Chatting to a bloke in buenos aires they are dying to have him back.

Get up-ah, Get on up-ah. Get on the scene ah Like Mario Lamin-ah

Cisse is an archetypal homeless forward like; he hangs around a box waiting to feed on scraps, frequently caught sat with a bitch that isn't his.

Geremi?

Has been detained for smuggling um bongo up his arse. It'll blow over and we'll be fine.

Ah. Fair enough. Then I'm with you up til we resign shefki kuqi