Darth Crooks

They are arseholes either way. Too late for token gestures or insincerity.

Colin Murray just mentioned about a 'weeping' Dick

Probably a marginal improvement on Pardew - a patchy cunt

Pardew, a known liar, said he doesn't track back and loads just nodded and repeated it verbatim. He actually kept up with that assist at crystal palace.

Hughie Gallacher in his current form would probably be more use than Ryan Taylor

Gimme a Hull yeah

Who knows? Anything would be better than the new puma one

Cry god for Ashley, Man U and two draws.

Plenty of time for him to contract leprosy. Until his bellend falls off in the shower on Friday and breaks his toe.

Do people know this plank? He's always the naysayer.

It's more Anglophilia rather than xenophobia.

It didn't mind the spikes.

Very definition of average.

He wouldn't be too keen to just cut his losses like. So that's the only reason I wouldn't want us down. The fact the 'elite' means being nothing other than cannon fodder for those teams with actually ambition doesn't enamour me either.

Cue when I spoke to the lads on Monday reply

No wonder England are so shit.

It's the way of the British game. Foreign mercenaries are easier to blame.

Aye I suppose if you're going to get away with that then there's no better place than Newcastle. I do think he cares about Newcastle but his delusions of grandeur massively outweigh that - which when ally's said and done, is no use whatsover. You or I could claim we care as much as we like but like carver it makes no odds. Maybe he does care or maybe he's conniving; either way it doesn't matter. He needs binning. It's beyond ludicrousness now.

Never going to do well with passengers in the team. We got away with it with 1 or 2 but now we have 4 or 5 starting and it will inevitably do you over.

I did it when I was teaching, stepped down from a good job for the good of the kids. I made progress since but did it in a different field. That's all he needs to do. Fuck off to league 2 and cut his jaundiced teeth down there. As it stands he's making himself a laughing stock and condemning us to ridicule and inadequacy. Too late now.

You just told people who oppose your view to fuck off and not come back and you're at a loss as to why you're getting grief?

I'm not sticking up for him but 'hate' is a strong word. Doesn't mean people endorse him. I hate those above him for sure. Carvers a deluded mug.

English canny lads. It's all you have to be.

Another sterling example of what our 'backing' brings to the team.