Darth Crooks

Oo-er...

Raylor swift

Dunno why everyone's so happy about a Cuban socialist dictator like

Can every body just stop getting shot...

He's at Glastonbury? Right. He's getting a Dunlop to the knee at the front row of enter shakari its whatever shit he's into. Probably garage, the cleft.

Didn't he say he could become the ultimate midfielder or some shit?

'You fat cockney bastard - get out of our clum'

Passed blob Elliot with his bang average missus and cunt kid earlier outside Euston.

See I've come to the realisation being an assistant counts for fuck all.

Complete Berend.

Yes he is.

Looks like he should be asking you for 20p for the bus.

It's not racist man. It's clearly because their heads are in the same position of their jawline. It's almost positive racism at times in this day and age.

I could show you where but that would be Peking.

It's his fault. He didn't have to turn up at a festival looking like a shit Roy Orbison/terminator.

hire a club hero to the board so that you can get the happyclappers to berate the critics should they dare. These cunts are still the same snakes they've ever been. Any arsehole can play the nice guy.

Really don't get the duck face thing. Yeah I'd absololutely smash Daisy Duck and Donald is a spawny cunt but that's a whole new issue.

I want Bas Dost, Dost, Dost. I want that buggery risky Bas.

You fat cockney Bas Dost. Get out of our club.

To avoid disappointment buy your ticket now. The irony.

London is amazing like.

It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny transfer fee to net troy deeney.

Awight trweacle? Ah jew fancy playin leff back?

How do you feel about left backs?