Darth Crooks

Mbemba nothing lasts forever not even cold Mbemba rain...

Still busy brushing the inquest under the carpet. With a toothbrush

Colo's a proper bell like. Glad I changed my surname to a much more popular player

Charnley image I'm not going to shake...

Still acting like cunts but just communicating better doesn't make a blind bit of difference to be honest.

Never trust a woman dressed as a galaxy caramel

Clapiss STDisse

If Gerrard pickled his own head for 25 years and then stuck it in a desk fan then yes.

De Jong can't seem to maintain command his own vital organs let alone lead a Premier League side.

He's alright like. He's somewhere between James Perch and Danny Guthrie

Looks like Eric Sykes after his stroke.

Pashun

He looks like his tache and goatee have slipped to the back of his head.

Must...resist...pay..pun

WIJNALDUM DROP THA BEAT NOW...

If youre looking from that perspective it's janmaat by a mile.

Went on strike. Fuck him.

Who are we selling then?

Good signing. Scores a lot. In scrabble mainly.

Nothing they say is of any worth or merit until drastic change happens at this club. Beggars belief that some still have faith in what they say and get burned time and again. Really is battered wife stuff.

We've lost seven players since we last signed one (Ben Arfa, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon, Jonas, Alnwick, R.Taylor & Sammy Ameobi). That's incredible. Criminal. (Not Mike. Don't need that baggage.)

Crystal Meth more like.

Or he genuinely likes Alan Pardew (??!)

Will have to squeeze past Debuchy Da budgie?