Darth Crooks

A lasagne or Mike Baldwins shit twin brother. What a relegation task force.

Commando Unit Newcastle Task Squad

Someone's been sniffing the permanent markers again.

I'd argue that the players are doing a fantastic job - of showing useless this model is and the true motivations of the club.

Really don't fully understand why he's here. If it's just for the advertising it still doesn't make sense. He turns up regularly. Just don't get it.

We tried to keep hold of Zurab but they said no no no

Captain means little or less at club like ours when your 'managers' above them are lying cretins with the IQ of a pubic louse.

Leicester and Southampton are decent examples of going down a few leagues and then doing well. Whilst I'm indifferent I don't particularly want a championship Newcastle but it's not this massive deal for me. Be nice for it to feel like the football again and not this horrible cynical purgatorial state.

This really.

Leave McWanker

Where can I find these quotes?

Christ. Please tell me it's not a midfield 4 of Jonas, Colback, Taylor & Sissoko So we are potentially look at a team of Krul Jaanmat Colo Williamson Anita Jonas Raylor Colback Sissoko Perez Riviere That team is abhorrent, and Carver deserves to be shot. With Cabella, De Jong, Aarons, Dummett potentially on the bench. DAT DOGSHIT

Oh god. Good god.

'ARE YOU NOT MENTALBRAINED?'

Would somebody mind telling me what the fuck this is about? Stuck to his beliefs has he? WHAT BELIEFS? Belief that he can win games? What the hell is he even on about? I'm going to have to stay away from this thread I think. Muslim I think. Shi'ite.

In the sense that its not inhabited by Morlocks he was right

A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg 'Karen can you see the bottom yet?' 'No' 'Cut the rope'

Aye. It's just another lie in my opinion, to back up the Leeds/Portsmouth argument.

So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised?

The guy is used to being fawned over and people parting like Moses with the sea rather than go against him. The minute the fans slighted him and expressed discontent he became spiteful whilst sustaining his commercial interests. They've been pushing it ever since. I think it's as plain as that.

Talk sport has been a good listen. Sick of this one of us too. No you're fucking not. You're paid a packet to watch football for nowt and completely call it in each season by Christmas. Get fucked.

Ashley said he wanted us to be like Arsenal. Then after a while he realised that meant spending money and building stadiums and stuff so sacked that off, then said he wanted us to be like Aston Villa. They've then spunked millions through Martin O'Neill and the owner decided he had enough and sodded off back to America. Strangely, not that dissimilar to us in some ways They've lied from the begining...From the moment they arrived they/he had a set plan. They just been seeing how long they can get away with it; partially for kicks I'm sure.

That one is far more relevant than, as lovely as it is, the romanticism of the Bobby one everyone always quotes

Need to exploit Riviere's searing pace.

Howey and Anderson constantly bang on about how unlucky he's been Facially, yes.