Darth Crooks

You've accidentally put a hyphen in between the amount of goals you'll score leffe mate.

I don't hate him like he's just a simple oaf who's clueless.

Just like getting your head chopped off with save you a fortune in trips to the barbers.

You need to highlight it next time you're on, man. The repugnant mess is blatantly getting backhanders. Covert brown bag with 'greggs' written on it.

Williamson has been commuting bukkake all night with liverpools strikers. Sent his jizz by train? Trained by jizz more like.

Williamson has been commuting bukkake all night with liverpools strikers.

Gooby pls

The worst two in fourteen since Adam Johnson.

'Arma, get your trackie bottoms off' 'Gettin bummed gaffer?' '*lick* 'aye'

Heather mills has more legs.

Yep. A tsunami hits Malaysia as we speak.

Bit unfair. They are in a lower league mind but still.

Get Rocky Dennis off.

Gimmer switch is well and truly on.

It was all tied up with stuff about- you see how good pardew really was and yous hounded him out- be careful what you wish for- be grateful we are here- leeds portsmouth fans can only dream blah blah etc. ( anybody else hear all this shite?) Yeah it was incessant and one after the other. Unreal level of spin.

Definitely been some DNA transfusions this week.

Mick Lowes just says that because of the better quality of pies at anfield

It is. The fat cunt.

Pel that. Not that I give a fuck.

Shot on target. Now have nosebleed.

Fuck that was good.

'Tell it how I'm gonna get to tend them goalposts daryl?'

Managed to lob obertans head. Impressive.

Taylor gets the footballing equivalent of getting flicked on the bell. Cack.

Christ, total sport botting McCoy features here.