Darth Crooks

He's just Devils advocate man. He is loud though.

Will make James perch look like puyol

Ffs pack of bastards don't miss a trick.

What's the rest of hills run in? Particularly horrendous if I remember rightly.

They're Scottish the guy who makes them. Shearer asking for a twix

Likely wasn't even a meeting. Not to be discounted when second guessing these wankers

You poor sod

Not so sure. That's certainly charnleys remit; it's weird how Ashley is always at games with him though. Really don't understand Ashley or his intentions at all.

Here apparently. He's here anyway as a head coach or not. I don't know why you'd rationally put yourself in the firing line like that. Can only conclude he's deluded.

I'd consider a bolt gun to the shaft before choosing to bring my career prospects here - and it's my club. I don't buy this carvers done what any of us would. I wouldn't go for a job as an MD because it pays well; it would be a disaster.

Don't get carvers motivation. I don't loathe the guy a la Pardew but this stint isn't in his career interest, ours or those in charge yet the initial and latter of those don't seem bothered by it. This whole scenario is messed up to the point of downright bizarre.

What the fuck does captain mean anyway at an abortion of a team we have ATM?

A lasagne or Mike Baldwins shit twin brother. What a relegation task force.

Commando Unit Newcastle Task Squad

Someone's been sniffing the permanent markers again.

I'd argue that the players are doing a fantastic job - of showing useless this model is and the true motivations of the club.

Really don't fully understand why he's here. If it's just for the advertising it still doesn't make sense. He turns up regularly. Just don't get it.

We tried to keep hold of Zurab but they said no no no

Captain means little or less at club like ours when your 'managers' above them are lying cretins with the IQ of a pubic louse.

Leicester and Southampton are decent examples of going down a few leagues and then doing well. Whilst I'm indifferent I don't particularly want a championship Newcastle but it's not this massive deal for me. Be nice for it to feel like the football again and not this horrible cynical purgatorial state.

This really.

Leave McWanker

Where can I find these quotes?

Christ. Please tell me it's not a midfield 4 of Jonas, Colback, Taylor & Sissoko So we are potentially look at a team of Krul Jaanmat Colo Williamson Anita Jonas Raylor Colback Sissoko Perez Riviere That team is abhorrent, and Carver deserves to be shot. With Cabella, De Jong, Aarons, Dummett potentially on the bench. DAT DOGSHIT

Oh god. Good god.