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Darth Crooks

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  1. Has he committed seppuku? Bukkake At least his head is easy to clean afterwards Doubt it like. You'd need one of those lifts that window cleaners use.
  2. He's fucking dreadful, can't believe people think otherwise because he manages to leg it really fast once in a blue moon. He's so lazy n all. Hypocrisy of obertan fans when they slate HBA. Shouldn't have to mention hatem but this is who edges him.
  3. God almighty you really have to do fuck all to be at the elite level in football...at nufc anyway.
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    John Carver

    Let me tell you...
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    John Carver

    The gig's his man. 'Promote from within' 'pound for pound' if you turn up next season with him in charge you're a head case.
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    John Carver

    I'll kick his every ball. The twat.
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    John Carver

    That fucking grin on Obertan's face Jack Balcok showing his penis off n all.
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    John Carver

    He should have one to describe his face that says 'I have a sphincter'
  9. He tells everyone and they believe him.
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    John Carver

    I notice when he says as high as possible no one in the press says 'well give us a tangible target?' A politician said that they'd have to try and wriggle free/quantify. Nope. 'You look like you're enjoying it. Are you?' Wtf?
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