Darth Crooks

More or less that same team is 1st with a different manager. He wasn't manager of Montpellier or something and achieving those positions. Aren't PSG top? Lyon are second now. Point being they are challenging for the league which they didn't do under Garde. Lyon are the most successful French side of the 00's. So he was good enough to manage them and did rather well. Good enough for me.

Pardz 4 England.

What relevance does that have to him being good enough for newcastle or being better than pardew? He has a track record of European finishes and winning cups in one of the bigger leagues in Europe. Not that our owner gives a shit about that like.

Newcastle fans moaning about finishing 5th and winning cups. Lunacy.

Would build strong foundations, helping us dig deep and give us a killer edge. Probs be in with a shout if he wasn't deed. Not sure he'd give the kids a chance though Oof. Too far man If you can't laugh at serial-killing 1950s throwbacks, what can you laugh at? More of mass grave kmaer rouge kind of guy.

Would build strong foundations, helping us dig deep and give us a killer edge. Probs be in with a shout if he wasn't deed. Not sure he'd give the kids a chance though Oof. Too far man

Would build strong foundations, helping us dig deep and give us a killer edge. Probs be in with a shout if he wasn't deed.

What do you mean you people? #mike

Those runs caveats by regular thumpings and non display accompanying incredibly low targets? Yeah it meets those targets. Doesn't mean we should be happy though. The bloke was on a downward spiral and was gagging to bail to someone that could still help him maintain the status his ego requests. Not good enough.

He'd be fine in that league. It's all graft and industry. He's just not cut out for regular prem football these days. Just like Williamson never has been and how Ryan Taylor should be a back seater. Jonas and Raylor looked decent last Saturday but they should be nowhere near an automatic starting 11. Sad indictment. Full backs used to shit themselves as some champ coaches inferred as well.

Paedoland too close to home that one mind

Your Kung fu is good sirrah

The bottom half of the premier league has been utter dross for a while. We've been very fortunate not to get dragged in. 3 points not gained from a vital assist from his nemesis hatem Ben arfa would have seen us finish below crystal palace.

'Yeshh. We were...how you shay? Fucked up the arsh'

All of the above and the fact that obertan and gouffran have about as much to offer as a gastric band salesman in South Sudan.

Going nowhere is about right. Quells surprise.

Is the evening standard or something?

How hard is it to use fickle correctly ffs?

Isn't the phrase 'the proof of the pudding is in the eating? The proof is in the pudding ffs

How crap is the league ffs?

On today's showing. Made Williamson look like a snotty kid who picks his arse.

Nice to hear threat pronounced correctly these days.

That's it. Same issues are there however spirited.

Colback has been good.

Didn't even need to check whether we'd got it or not like, amazing how few we get. Alreet John