PineBarrens

Nah, only Cisse misses sitters.

How long are Gouffran and Sissoko allowed to be dogshit before they can be dropped?

"But this is a football club, remember — it's about passion, about dreams, about glory. If it's not, then why bother?" - Mike Ashley (2008)

I'm sure Sir John Hall is on record as stating that Mike Ashley told him the reason he wanted to buy NUFC was to assist in promoting Sports Direct overseas. It'll be a beautiful day when he leaves this club.

This ladies and gentlemen, as an ideal for living is an exercise in cowardice, failure and knowing your place.

Just walk away, Rene.

What a day of celebration it'll be when this cowardly, mendacious spenk finally fucks off.

One more time big fella.

Who's this tit? Sheer, unadulterated frustration at yet another failed opportunity to push on. Nah, we don't deserve to lose, especially not against that rabble. Payback time against the dressing room log dropper.

'We'?? Who is 'We'? I'm glad you asked Flartyblartclart, above the childish retorts and affronted fellows. To clarify, a derby defeat tomorrow (which would sicken my 'soul') would be deserved only in the sense of our inertia-filled, incompetent owner and not in our, quite frankly beyond stoic fanbase, or at least when it suits (says nowt about booing the team off against Everton at half-time 96-97 or after the 3-4 O-Brien own goal Charlton game).

It's not a pean from a sooperfan Yorkie, but when arseholes attempt to belittle or demean the current situation then it needs redressed. "The current situation". You've supported us 40 years did you say? We've finished above where we are now about 10 times I'd say in that time. God help you the other 30. No, at no point did I assert such a thing. However, if you state that because I've had the good fortune to follow NUFC through far rougher times then now then that renders present misgivings redundant, no? Good game, this.

Oh, so that's what support means? It's rocked my worldview and redefined everything I once thought I knew. While you're there mate, what does 'boiled onions' mean? In a post-Woodstock world, nothing seems to matter anymore. I blame Richie Havens...

It's not a pean from a sooperfan Yorkie, but when arseholes attempt to belittle or demean the current situation then it needs redressed.

theres a level of s****, below shitty s***, you've reached it. That level below is a rancid apologist of this regime - that is you. yet you reckon we deserve to lose before a balls been kicked ? pull your lip off the floor man and behave like a grown up. f*** off with that s****, I was there at Wrexham and there on New Year's Day 1992 but I won't put with this nonsense from a fat, inconsiderate nobhead any longer - more fool you. don't put up with it then. We missed you in May 1968. it was my 1st birthday, what did I miss, did your dad say we deserved to get beat off the mackems before kick off ? Oh how we laughed at 'the spectacle' before us.

Please go away, thanks. Come back when you've supported this club through thick and thin, tit. Is this you supporting through thick and thin then? Sober the f*** up. I'll still be there tomorrow supporting just like in April 92 against Portsmouth unlike you, you fairweather chisel.

Please go away, thanks. Come back when you've supported this club through thick and thin, tit.

theres a level of s****, below shitty s***, you've reached it. That level below is a rancid apologist of this regime - that is you. yet you reckon we deserve to lose before a balls been kicked ? pull your lip off the floor man and behave like a grown up. f*** off with that s****, I was there at Wrexham and there on New Year's Day 1992 but I won't put with this nonsense from a fat, inconsiderate nobhead any longer - more fool you. don't put up with it then. We missed you in May 1968.

theres a level of s****, below shitty s***, you've reached it. That level below is a rancid apologist of this regime - that is you. yet you reckon we deserve to lose before a balls been kicked ? pull your lip off the floor man and behave like a grown up. Fuck off with that shite, I was there at Wrexham and there on New Year's Day 1992 but I won't put with this nonsense from a fat, inconsiderate nobhead any longer - more fool you.

theres a level of s****, below shitty s***, you've reached it. That level below is a rancid apologist of this regime - that is you.

Nobody after Gouffran 'coward in derbies' or Shola 'last scored in 2012'? Weird.

We deserve to lose tomorrow.

I want him to die.

May as well not have been playing, doesn't deserve to start at the moment.

Exactly, it's called not being a reactionary idiot, the kind that made life hard for Beresford, Warren Barton and Darren Peacock.