PineBarrens

This - we'd have already been relegated without his goals this season and kept us up in 2012/2013 with some important late winners.

This farcical situation could easily have been avoided if:- 1. We'd bought a player or two in January. 2. Not sold Yanga-Mbiwa and Santon. 3. Appointed a proper manager. 4. Not appointed a bloke who is destined to sell tabs out the back of a van. 5. Mike Ashley emulated Matthew Harding.

You can't even throw shoes at Jews or queers these days; it's health and safety gone mad.

There were no decent youth players coming through at the time - the best of the bunch was probably Paul Brayson, who was shite anyway.

The first mistake Shepherd made was not getting rid of Bobby in the summer of 2004 (that 5th place finish massively glossed over how shit we were that season) and his next one was appointing Souness instead of someone decent.

Fat Mike to do a Matthew Harding #wait

FYP Got your extra track and a tacky badge? Spenk.

Almost as big a disgrace today as Gouffran has been in every derby game he has played.

Colback does show for the ball and he's a better passer than Sissoko, Jonas or Gouffran. So yeah, we did miss him. The idea that he 'hides' is crap. No, the assertion that the idea that he hides is crap is codswallop.

Unlike the 0-4 Southampton, 1-4 Arsenal, 0-4 Spurs, 0-5 Man City and 0-3 Everton games you mean?

More subtlety required, making yourself far too obvious with posts like this.

23 assists in his first season as well, what a player he was.

Also known as doing a Pardew.

What's up, John? Couldn't get Sir Bobby/Will Self/The Zodiac Killer on the blower to satiate your imaginary needs? That may because they all, unreservedly, hate your fat, uncouth, bilious guts. Stay classy, JC.

Could not disagree more. Football cares solely about money and trophies. They will use players and managers of any colour to achieve that aim. Total nonsense. This post is incredibly silly. You can say the same thing for politics or the business world. But we've seen in large corporations women and ethnic minorities under-represented in positions of power. And not for a lack of qualifications. Again - what constitutes a leader, strategic acumen can be changed by your own internal bias subconsciously. Someone else posted it. But the role of a football manager and his skills are highly subjective. Pearce, Southgate & Sherwood for example all got their first taste as untested and inexperienced managers in the PL. No real tangible CV to land those roles. We can argue until were blue in he face you would never know for sure either way. FYI I wouldn't employ any woman in a position of power because they continually lose power to men. Aye aye, John Leslie's had a malibu.

Bunch of aching simpletons. Imagine being a Crystal Palace fan? They are that tedious and nondescript that they had to invent a rivalry with Brighton and list finishing 3rd in the top-flight as an honour. No wonder they consider Pardew a God.

It's going to be too beautiful when 'Operation Cock Piss Partridge' fully kicks in and it slowly dawns on the followers of an insignificant South London football club that their saviour is a gobby, vacant, tactically negative, thinly-lipped, orange-peel gobbed arse bucket with the verisimilitude of a Cobra.

He is, used to write for the Mag in the early '90s and was a season ticket holder.

For the avoidance of Doubt, Pardew is Mullins over Mascherano, Gosling over Ben Arfa, Elliott over the emergency pilot in Airplane!, Archer over Orwell, Big Country over the Ramones, Brighton Belles over Golden Girls, Barney the Dinosaur over Godzilla, In the Night Garden over Jamie and His Magic Torch, Kula Shaker over Super Furry Animals, Chris Evans over Howard Stern, The Business over the Long Good Friday and Williamson over Baresi - negative cunty bollocks 0 lollipops, sunshine, romance and common sense 4.

In the interests of fairness, would you care to elucidate as to as the reason behind your 'comedy' Keegan video, lest you join the likes of Cronky and Ozymandias as filthy heretics. Ah give over, you reckon the guy that did the video is taking the p*ss, or did it because he actually thinks Keegan is awesome. I'm pretty sure it's the latter, but either way I found it funny. Sorry if that makes me a c***. Tetchy buggers. It's a certifiable hanging offenc...nah, nowt wrong with that BD.

In the interests of fairness, would you care to elucidate as to as the reason behind your 'comedy' Keegan video, lest you join the likes of Cronky and Ozymandias as filthy heretics.

Thanks, worth a 2 quid shot.

You have to pick the winner of every race is it? Winner of each of the 6 races, if you place in each race you can win around £1000. Can you bet on the scoop six in any betting shop?

I think you'll find the main reason for our trenchant shitness is in your avatar. True, but they're still gutless. Oh aye, they're far from blameless, but when your manager allows you to switch off from January onward and talks about having 46 points like he's found fucking buried treasure you can understand the general malaise permeating the club.

I think you'll find the main reason for our trenchant shitness is in your avatar.