Amir_9

Get Hall in, hes done nowt wrong, I really like his clearances of all things, he will always be the last defender at the back to clear the ball and he does it brilliantly, I wasnt happy with this signing at first, but hes made me eat my words. Perfect backup player really.

He puked, probably the KFC from earlier.

Williamson is rather crap today, Fitzy doing really well.

Enrique taking the piss

ROUTLEDGE!

Nolan puking out the KFC there.

LOL, Where the hell was the defending Impressed with Fitz so far.

Warning would be nice.

Marley comes on to score a last minute winner.

3-1 to us. Dietmar Van Nostrilboy to score for them. http://www.celebritysellout.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/paul-whitehouse.jpg

West Ham at home

This is your attempt of a mockup or?

Mereda from Arsenal anyone?

Rubbish because he's rubbish. Better than Amoebi and Best, guess who just scored, 2-0.

Bale makes Ferreira look like a fool. 2-0

Lovely goal by Cox.

Looks like there are only about 50 Boro fans or so.

That is class from the Yak.

Should have got a red card.

I hope they take the safe route and simply just take the train.

Average and Overrated, Chelsea's version of Danny Simpson tbh.

Why keep Smith on and take Guthrie off

Barton on for Smith, Carroll on for Amoebi please

oh fuck off.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, Nolan nearly scores a hat-trick