Ameritoon

He doesn't have much going forward, but still scores. Probably the best at using his body to win the ball/let it roll out than any defender in the league, let alone any fullback. Still rather have Debuchy, but Ivanovic is top three imo

That's a great cross. This game is just going to be so annoying looking back at our fixtures against these two.

Ivanovic has to be considered too

Could also see Pardew keeping Sissoko on the wing and just inserting HBA in Cabaye's position. Either one works imo

Careful now

Shit. What a game

The hands are the best part

Tim Howard's shaved. It was a good run.

It's rotten here anyway. Fire a Subway my way though. Ameritoon appreciates me giving him pizza. Need to get him in here. Think I liked that e-card more. Froggy doesn't even know we're talking behind his back

American heroes letting them down

Not sure how that's legal.

Ref is godawful

Been good since that goal. Hope SKC can score, but not expecting it.

Lloris is rattled

Get in Stoke

Holy shit Osvaldo

Fuck this guy

Great fucking run this has been

Perfectly closed out

Not sure Pardew realizes his subs have an affect on the game.

Cabaye has a knock, apparently

Like that girl

There's way too much time left.