Ameritoon

No sympathy for the ballboy, little cunt, but that was worth it.

Demba the physio

Great performance from Podolski

dat football

That makes m think there's something more sinister than just two people looking alike, it has to be aliens or something because they're almost exactly the same.

That's actually a good description

The guy who plays Arthur Weasley in Harry Potter

Pards sighting

Feels like Cisse in the sense that this is the signing I wanted more than any other CB and I never thought we could pull it off.

So, Adu is essentially gone? How will you cope, tears, ice cream, a sad wank?

Literally eating pizza right now

Never been that convinced by him, but for this cheap and with his recent goal record I can't complain.

I guess I'm just going to keep looking at the forum all day. I just want this to be announced, just one, pls.

Anybody see how the Congo goalie celebrates a goal? Must be gif'd

Poor from Walker

do you know we measure speeds and distances in miles? I don't know what you guys do. I've noticed it's pretty ambiguous, so I can never tell.

Beautiful goal from Pazzini if anyone's watching.

Don't you guys use the metric system? Why are you converting outl?

Yeah but he tried guise

Crazy how much Walcott has improved this season, didn't expect that.

The worst part is he's just not going to be sacked.