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Same here. Didn't want to risk it.

It's by liter or some shit over there. It's way worse, I think. We would have invaded them if that was per gallon. Ah, the metric system. We might as well invade them in an attempt to destroy it.

Wait, those are real gas prices? Moving to Germany, I guess.

Tractor pulling looks like an attempt to murder the environment

Are PM's really necessary? http://www.sachsen-fernsehen.de/Zum-Livestream/Seite/

These are my favorite parts about being a Newcastle fan. Can't beat the teresa herrera victory though.

Refresh a few times

Lots of words are longer than hell. The next Dane Cook

Newcastle United (4-4-2): Rob Elliot; James Tavernier, James Perch, Mike Williamson, Ryan Taylor; Gabriel Obertan, Dan Gosling, Mehdi Abeid, Romain Amalfitano; Haris Vuckic, Sammy Ameobi Substitutes: Steve Harper, Danny Simpson, Davide Santon, Gael Bigirimana, Jonas Gutierrez, Shola Ameobi, Demba Ba

I'm so sick of this They've gone down the correct route to decide where the newco will play and it's still not a settled matter. Just stick them in Division Three and fuck off.

Fantastic morning. It's going to be incredibly nice to have a RB I'm confident we can pass to.

Was hoping twitter wouldn't have gotten hold of the stream link. Hope it holds up.

It sounds too good to be true.

Now just get Alex Morgan through the door.

He's not even 20. That's quite an ultimatum.

Yeah well, they don't want him so we're okay.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70ihuvNOC1qzj7bfo1_500.png Now I just need David Bowie to tell me if that is gay or not.

Henderson is poised to breakout by passing it sideways all season.

No...no

Can't wait to watch some matches there. Looks good.

This was me btw. Blocked by Lee Ryder today

The most exciting thing to happen this summer.

Do not want

Cole sounds like the biggest cunt in this, "You can't talk to JT like that." Fuck off.

Why would Spurs need another defensive midfielder?