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How does that sound good? He's a mediocre player. You couldn't figure that out by yourself?

Carrick starting sounds good. Let's go!

Tbh, I'm smoking and I wouldn't have even thought that.

Does anyone know what the injury is?

Fantastic goal.

Never seen that, the cage is great.

A rare exciting day for the CL group stages.

Kolarov looking dreadful right now. What the fuck has he been doing at the back?

Benfica level. Excellent.

Definitely offside, btw.

Looked off

Not sure. Did he start on the post? If not, I doubt that was his specific role. Should have definitely got a touch on it, at least.

Quality start here. Napoli deserved that.

Napoli/Man city a good watch so far.

Brilliant, would have been nice to see Cole finish it.

Completely agree, people are going way overboard thinking he hasn't settle/isn't playing well. He was never going to get into a defense performing as well as ours is. I'll think the same even if he doesn't start on Saturday, Pardew's not one to change a settled team on one bad performance.

Well, it only took five seasons.

SD on an HDTV, which is obviously my main problem.

Grant Wahl said on Twitter a lot of people are struggling to see the ball. Not surprising MLS didn't consider this before.

Glad it's not just me. I have serious eye problems so I thought I was going blind, can barely see the ball on the SD feed.

If it's European based then they don't take bets. If it's American based you need a VISA card or have your money in a knockoff PayPal account.

Yeah, I discovered that when I tried to get into it a few months ago. Seems like it should be made legal for unemployed college students.

Tally Hall's beard is as good as his name. http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldpty0OSso1qfz56fo1_500.png

Or 45. Like I said, not 100% sure.

Don't know exactly, but anywhere between 15 and 25 more minutes. Since we're America and it's a big game it doesn't actually start at the time they say.