Ameritoon

Good half

RUN AT EM JONAS!

Shola

We need a second goal. Can't see them coming back from that.

Great ball Jonas and Joey.

Great work by Harper, Shola on the kncokdown, Barton, and Loven too. Well deserved.

STRROOLLLAAA

We're giving them confidence. This is not good.

It's almost like our defense puts pressure on themselves.

Terrible clearance, as usual. Nice save Harps.

"Andy Carroll would've scored that."

Harsh on Birmingham. Fine with me.

That makes Dave cringe. Didn't want that to happen.

Had to be off.

Curryheads tbh

Was so ready to make this thread. Quite excited for the tournament, actually.

LEON BEST MAN

Loan. But if it really gets to that point and we're desperate for a forward I'll take him permanently.

I remember it was mentioned as a joke, us signing Hughton's son. Then someone pointed out what the interview would be like. "Chris, there's been reports that Newcastle have made a bid for your son." "We're not aware of the player." Credit to whoever originally posted it.

Can only hope this isn't too long. Could be devastating.

Keep Pardew's sweat off Carroll, ffs.

Not surprising. Webb did the Champions League and World Cup finals in one year. Pretty ridiculous really.

HE NEVER LETS THE QUAFFLE IN!