Fried Chicken

Agent Nolan

Kevin Nolan back to his usual lazy performances

Need to spend in January

He needs to grow a pair & tell it like it is, fucking abysmal

Abysmal

Can we register Steve Stone & put him in the squad? He'd play better than Smith that's for sure

at the nearest ATM to see if his wages are in

Where the fuck is the marking?

Abysmal

Alan Smith has been rubbish for years, still living off performances from his Leeds days, piss poor, give him a free transfer

Shocking display, Championship defending, Midfield gone AWOL, Jose having a shocker

Shambolic

Christ they really think they're going places don't they. Was listening to the legends on my way to footie and they seem to think Barcelona would have had a hard time stopping them. Thick f***s, just setting themselves up for a massive fall.

Wolves

Unless the Referee makes note in his report that he talked to Barton & Pederson about the incident

SKY has a TV deal for Irish League? Murdoch needs to fire whoever signed that deal

MOTM

Andres Iniesta (if not then maybe Diego Forlan) & Joachim Loew

had £10 on FC København, Gent & Haugesund @ 7.26, good times

He's a Championship player, not upto Premiership standard, even against Blackpool, Stoke & Wigan

Bet?