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You could say it was unbelievable! Possibly was Unbelievable plus another hundred or so dutchies I'd say.

I've often noticed a feyenoord flag at the SOL, just thought it was their latest infatuation. Also, I was on the Amsterdam ferry a few years ago right after the derby and the amount of Dutch Newcastle supporters on it was staggering.

Who all just googled erudite?

I'd avoid the sports bar tbh had half a season there,the atmosphere is just grim as fuck and the away fans are above u singing their hearts out! I am use to going away tho,don't go at all anymore for obvious reasons I think I'm just gonna avoid football altogether.

If I did buy a ST or two it would work out brilliantly as there's all sorts of family reasons why 19 trips to Newcastle is needed. It would be great for my parent's seeing their grand-daughter it just means me and the wife would have to go to the match. What an arse Mike Ashley is!

Half taking the piss tbh. I do actually fancy getting two seats but I'm not gonna for obvious reasons. For the first time in twenty years I have most Saturdays free and I can afford to go, what an absolute shitter it is our club is being ran into the ground. I did email the box office. Apparently the sports bar isn't available on the website because supply is so limited.

I think Balotelli could possibly be the worst signing we could make. For that reason reason alone I'd say it's possible.

Lascelles looks like Oguchi Onyewu ptII.

Oh for fucks sake, here we go...

Cathro is definitely a coup. He's maybe only here to be close to his rickety old girl, but we've still got a cracking young coach.

I just phoned the 0844 number but it's an answering machine affair that sends you round in circles. As if people weren't leaving in their droves the club want to make it as difficult as possible to stay.

At least we leave that shite for the training ground, unlike Spurs.

Sports Bar is still unavailable and I have the cash burning a hole in my pocket. I might give them a ring and ask what the fuck they're playing at?

I might have dreamt the whole thing up but wasn't Ashley rumoured to be tapping up David Dein back in 2007? If only?

Ashley must have been into the football in the beginning, he paid Alan Smith £50k a week and sacked fat Sam. Ok he clearly had more dough than sense but his intentions were initially good. edit - intentions semi-good.

Does Ashley own Cabrini? Seems like an Ashley brand.

My lasting memories as a kid are those steps and yellow buses.

Sammy is ten times the winger Gouffran is Unfortunately the sandwich toaster is ten times the winger Sammy is.

Of the three I'd play Gouffran ahead of Sammy, but there's not much in it. Obertan is a lost cause, I'd start a sandwich toaster on the wing ahead of that clown.

Sammy's probably been at the club a decade, and the only thing he's developed is his sense of humour. Nice lad, fucking hopeless footballer.

I can't make any sense of the stadium plan / available seats malarkey. And here's me itching to spunk fifteen hundred notes on sports bar seats. They're effectively turning business away!

It would have been the two and a half years of standing in the centre of the pitch, staring up into the sky as ball went flying over his head, that should kill any deal with Pardew involved. If he goes to Palace he's definitely bumming Debuchy, it's the only possible explanation.

Everton, seriously? Surely they must have some ballbag youth team no mark at the club they rate higher than Sammy?

Difficult to say exactly but I'd be surprised if more than two thirds of the ground was ST last year. In fact I'd amazed. Any time I bought tickets they were on general sale and there was still plenty available.

Why isn't the sports bar available, I demand a seat in the sports bar!!!