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Really can't be arsed with this. Need to find something else to do this afternoon. 4-0 Spurs.

Just seen the goal. It was very Obertan-esque.

WTFs this all about? Watching people watching a game???

When we're playing a side worse than us, at home, like last week then we can get away with playing Obertan. Unfortunately for the other 36 league games starting this mong is suicidal.

You what mate I'd have thought it was fairly self explanatory. Ryan Taylor, yeah? The mediocre full back whose leg fell off, well in my opinion I believe we'd be better off playing him than Obertan. And by better off I don't mean good, I mean less shit.

It was class but I've seen loads better. Cisses v chelsea was way better.

I'd rather play Ryan Taylor wide on the right than Obertan.

Never in a million years.

Nailed it!

I went for a shit and missed the last two goals!

Cheers Wullie. Apparently football is a crap job.

Did anyone see Soccer AM yesterday? I only caught a minute but I'd love to hear what David Bentley had to say, from the brief part I seen he was slating modern football. He sounded like Ronnie O'Sullivan.

His main problem is he's an absolute fanny.

If Mike loved the cub maybe he'd hoy some of his £4billion fortune into it?

He's fucking garbage man. If Pardew's reliant on Obertan he'll be gone by Christmas, which is a bonus I suppose.

Foul throws, I know I must have raised this issue a dozen times. How are they called regularly in pub football yet premier league players get away with them all the time?

Last week we were complaining cause the screen was gonna be huge. Now we're complaining because its not huge. I don't find it offensive at all, just pointless. What I do find offensive however are them awful flags. Are things that bad we need to be told when to celebrate?

If Ashleys ok with him head-butting opposing player I can't see a few nig-nog jokes doing much damage.

It looks like my local fire station.

Unless he goes, which he won't, we're down anyway. Regardless of what happens against Leicester.

At any other club, yes. At NUFC it's perfectly believable.

Llambeezy and Kinnear are already on heading North on the M6.

To be fair we made one hell of a statement of intent that summer. Can you imagine what Cabaye was thinking when the transfer window slammed shut and his best mate was still in France?

He went "really?"