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All this "they'll regret wanding rid of the soft souther shandy drinker" etc, we know it's a load of bollocks but the rest of the country buy into it. Your average neutral will be loving it now if we fail. Can you imagine Villa Park all over again?

I said yesterday when he showed up at Villa Park it was out of order given he was still our manager. To take a Palace training session while still technically our manager is a disgrace. But hey, when you've head-butted a player and shagged another players wife I guess it barely registers on the cunt-o-meter.

Fitz Hall on a free?

None. He's all but gone, just need to make a few more appearances for Roma and they will essentially auto buy him as part of the agreement. No recall option was included in the deal. Awesome, well played.

I know Mapou's a weirdo and that but is there any possibility of a recall?

He's playing without the pressure of having to do something in twenty minutes, or the fear of getting yanked> he's looked ok apart from the easy miss. Just what he needs to be honest, pressure free game time.

What a genius, match made in heaven basically.

Didn't he once phone the police because his house had been burgled? Only it hadn't been burgled at all, it was just really untidy.

Which forum? DCFC Fans. To be fair they're not all saying that, but it's still annoying how the media clearly influences everyone else. Cheers, tbh I think the majority of other clubs fans think that way.

Which forum?

I'm expecting either Carver, Adkins or Rosler so I'd be delighted with McClaren.

Roeder is clearly on a morphine drip, surely the chronicle should have ran that story over this Klopp bollocks.

Aye, either a continental manager or an absolute gimp.

Klopp Benitez For fucks sake

They'll need to if Pardew gets the same "crack of the whip" as the dozen managers they've already sacked this year.

Interesting idea. He was interviewed recently on sky, the angle being he had no real football background. Assuming I have the right guy here. He came across fantastically well and you were left thinking its only a matter of time til he gets a managers job.

I don't know one single newcastle fan who has even mentioned Klopp as a possible. But when I get into work I'll have armchair mancs telling me we've no chance of signing Klopp.

You know there's arseholes up and down the country who are convinced we expect to get Klopp as our new manager.

Klopp ffs!

Reading tripe like the views of them Palace fans used to boil my piss, these days I couldn't care less. Most football fans these days are thick as shit, I don't hold any grudges against them mongs and I won't laugh too hard when Pardew takes them down.

Jesus did anyone seriously expect a manager with a decent cv?

So the compensation is £2mill then? You can bet your arse that's the budget for the next manager, and I mean 4 years wages.

I thought it could if the guy appointed promised to do the coaching badges in the future, or something silly like that.

That could have been what we were on the night Thatcher died.

I'm under no illusions at all, we're gonna go from one shit manager to another shit manager. My only hope is the next one isn't such a smarmy cunt and the press aren't up his arse.