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7.5 out of 10, by his standards a fantastic performance.

You're getting sacked in the new year.

At this point I'd normally slate Obertan. But he's been ok, apart from he last twenty minute when he looked spent.

R.Taylor thinks he's Cabaye!

Well apart from him being crap at football, aye.

Pardew would have a seizure if he seen that line up man.

My god I just laughed half my tea all over the laptop. How can people want rid of Stevie Taylor?

I'm gonna do acid at the QPR game, i'll let you know how I get on.

There's never a bad time to be on acid.

I've got it sussed. He's gonna do a deal with UEFA where Rangers jump into the premier league and Newcastle play in Scotland. It all makes perfect sense. (if you're mental)

Bookmarked that forum. I can't wait to watch them horrible cunts as Ashley helps them "find their place in football".

I'm fairly sure Pardews substitutions and their timing is decided on the Thursday before the game.

Personally I'd have just sacked the fat cunt and gave Sheringham the job.

Really can't be arsed with this. Need to find something else to do this afternoon. 4-0 Spurs.

Just seen the goal. It was very Obertan-esque.

WTFs this all about? Watching people watching a game???

When we're playing a side worse than us, at home, like last week then we can get away with playing Obertan. Unfortunately for the other 36 league games starting this mong is suicidal.

You what mate I'd have thought it was fairly self explanatory. Ryan Taylor, yeah? The mediocre full back whose leg fell off, well in my opinion I believe we'd be better off playing him than Obertan. And by better off I don't mean good, I mean less shit.

It was class but I've seen loads better. Cisses v chelsea was way better.

I'd rather play Ryan Taylor wide on the right than Obertan.

Never in a million years.

Nailed it!

I went for a shit and missed the last two goals!

Cheers Wullie. Apparently football is a crap job.