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That would be a bit tricky with a European team hosting the World Cup.

We'll get beat, turn on Pardew then Mondays papers will be all about how we've turned on the manager again / fickleness etc. When in fact we've always hated the useless cunt.

Yeah but he offers so much at the other end.

Whatever happened to the Italian lad who used to play LB? I seem to recall him completing the odd pass.

We look like a pub team at times.

If we had any sort of creativity / presence up front / a clue, we could easily get something out of this game.

Christ almighty it must be 30 years since we used to play on that. My dad brought home this ropey copy on a unlabelled cassette that had been cracked and you had £999,999 or something daft in the bank. But players only became available at the rate of one a week and half the time they were shite.

I'm half decent at Forza but I think I'm a better football manager than Alan Pardew.

Exceptional away tripper, 20/20. Guessed on two and only got another due to the colour of the taxi in the foreground.

Perez cos he's the youngest / least likely to complain.

Lukaku's been spacejammed!

Simon Mullock ‏@MullockSMirror Nov 28 That £115,261,136 spent on agents' fees last yr equates to approx £8.26 from every ticket sold for Premier League games last season Ace Which would be fair to say if ticket money was the only revenue stream football had. But it isn't, it's nick all in comparison to tv money or sponsorship. The truth is that from the ~£35 the average ticket costs maybe 10p gets trousered by an agent. But where's the headline in that?

Hahaha cheers anyway.

He looks like the Hitler-Youth poster boy.

What's it called when a player lays a penalty off for another player to score? And I don't mean retarded, I mean is there a proper name for it.

I can't see any reason to get rid because we won't buy anyone better. But Sammy will never be a Premiership level winger as long as there's a hole in his arse.

I'm working Tuesday night, get in! I've a feeling it'll be shite.

The commentator's getting on my tits.

Are Nolan and Carroll both fit for them? I haven't seen much footie recently. I can see our winning run ending Saturday.

I know Napoli were on about 4 hours ago but is their home kit dark blue now? Looks shit anyway, used to love the light blue ones.

Them flags flags in the east stand, my god they're atrocious. I remember fat Sams Bolton bringing them in about ten years ago, I used to feel happy because although we never won there at least we weren't some tacky, tinpot outfit. With fans so dense you had signal to them when it was time to cheer.

To be fair we're thinking of sending our kid to a catholic school because the teachers don't take any shit. The nuns could throw a board rubber so hard and accurate they should have been in the Olympics. If board rubber throwing was a sport.

I won't mention the school but one of the priests who taught us was convicted of bumming kids. He never came near me like but I'm not offended.

As nuts as that sounds, I think most of us who went to catholic school are now atheist.

Henderson, Jesus wept.