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Did anyone see Soccer AM yesterday? I only caught a minute but I'd love to hear what David Bentley had to say, from the brief part I seen he was slating modern football. He sounded like Ronnie O'Sullivan.

His main problem is he's an absolute fanny.

If Mike loved the cub maybe he'd hoy some of his £4billion fortune into it?

He's fucking garbage man. If Pardew's reliant on Obertan he'll be gone by Christmas, which is a bonus I suppose.

Foul throws, I know I must have raised this issue a dozen times. How are they called regularly in pub football yet premier league players get away with them all the time?

Last week we were complaining cause the screen was gonna be huge. Now we're complaining because its not huge. I don't find it offensive at all, just pointless. What I do find offensive however are them awful flags. Are things that bad we need to be told when to celebrate?

If Ashleys ok with him head-butting opposing player I can't see a few nig-nog jokes doing much damage.

It looks like my local fire station.

Unless he goes, which he won't, we're down anyway. Regardless of what happens against Leicester.

At any other club, yes. At NUFC it's perfectly believable.

Llambeezy and Kinnear are already on heading North on the M6.

To be fair we made one hell of a statement of intent that summer. Can you imagine what Cabaye was thinking when the transfer window slammed shut and his best mate was still in France?

He went "really?"

The goalkeeping on the 2nd was literally playground standard, and we're talking 11 year old. What gets me though is how they manage to lure a talent like Shola when there 12 paying customers in the ground, you could probably count them.

This is like wrestling on world of sport.

Gervinho is even worse than his hair line.

How do Roma have no sponsor?

Here, if that kids available for £4mil we should be all over it!

Would definately have mcclaren. And tiote replacing yaya? Aye righto.

Cause if Sammy can put some weight on he might be able to hold the ball up / we can lump it 60 yards to him.

Are premiership attendances falling? Over the last year / two years. Just noticed the empty seats at villa park, there's usually a few thousand empty seats at SJP. Even the champions can't fill their ground.

As poor as cabella has been, I'd rather play with ten men than drop him for Obertan.

And fields of anfield road is the worst song in English football. Worse than all the current bastardisations of the blaydon races.

I might be imagining this but I'm sure city got better crowds ten years ago, when they were crap. How's that possible?

Sometime in the early '90s my dad bought an expensive bottle of whiskey to be opened the day Margaret Thatcher died. I might buy one for when Pardew gets sacked, cause it'll sit in the cupboard for a few years.