The Bard of Byker

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Libya score!

Ba started.

It's on Eurosport 2 UK.

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I JUST CAME.

Nay. Tonight.

I'd quite like to see something like this: http://i42.tinypic.com/b7nlmf.jpg

HERE IT COMES...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00391/SNN1901BB280_391131a.jpg

Scrap that. As it turns out, he's actually called Jason.

To the tune of 'Ring of Fire': And he scores, scores, scores, 12k James Prior...

Sunderland haven't banned him from every pub in his home town, the landlords of the pubs and clubs in Stockton-on-Tees have banned him from visiting their establishments. thats what he said. D'oh, misread it as Sunderland having banned him from visiting Stockton. He needs something to look forward to!

I think you need a new cymbal.

Aye it's like when my middle is in light but my second is in fire. You know what I mean. Half past ten, mate.

Twisted his stomach, has he? He needs a restorative kebab. It's quicker if they carry him off then back on again.

I find it hard to believe that this is just routine maintenance. The dicks currently in charge have done the bare minimum when it comes to stadium maintenance (the outside is filthy, for example). The only 'improvements' they've made involves putting up adverts everywhere. This is something else though - it's not just shameless self-promotion, but vindictive vandalism. They know what this sign means to the fans.

The best defenders are as thick as s***. "Ball coming... GET BALL AWAY!"

Tweeted yesterday somthing like "I'm in talks.... all I say for now..." He doesn't use twitter. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g37FzEslhcM/TWgzH7Avm7I/AAAAAAAADGY/ET59LkLlTB8/s1600/antique+typewriter.jpg

"If it's not love, then it's the cash, the cash, the cash, the cash, the cash, the cash, the cash that will bring us together"

"Burn down Mike Ashley Hang the blessed agent Because the battle that they constantly wage IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE"

"There's a club [QPR], if you'd like to go You could meet somebody who really loves you So you go, and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home And you cry And you want to die"

He's s****. Yeah, but he might score goals. Hence knocking him up to 'decent'. Fair enough, I think last season was a purple patch rather than the norm though. As a midfielder he's utter pap; no guile, creativity or vision... just picks up the ball and either passes backwards or slams it into the crowd. Bruce is having a purple patch... ALL OVER HIS FACE!