The Bard of Byker

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STRIP ME NAKED

2-1 to us. Funny old game.

It's not bloody bingo, Alan! Why is he always banging on about luck?!

Alan Poopoo.

Taken on Tuesday in Newcastle. Ok some were taken on Weds, but in Newcastle. The Sports Direct board is a bit of a give away. As are the descriptions. Fair enough. In my head they are in Bruge so that's all that counts. 'In Bruges' is the title of a film from 2008. The NUFC caption/headline writer tends to make baffling pop culture references for no good reason - see 'It's the Brugge Brothers' on co.uk, for example.

Didn't we have that lad on trial/close to signing him? Aye, on trial I think. Mustafa Amini.

Scouseageddon!

Show us some sport, you Welsh wizards!

A four pack of Stella is ~8-10 units. I doubt Eurostar will be particularly draconian about it.

It's shopped, I think (look at 'arses'). Still homophobic s****, though. Edit: The main banner originally said 'hearts are full' according to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/9205746/Liverpools-work-in-progress-must-translate-into-Premier-League-success-starting-at-Anfield.html.

Watch your letterbox, marra.

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Papiss Paydayé That's it, I'm out.

Demba Badcreditratingfortherestofhislife

Gael Biginterestrateimana

Don't forget Cheque Tiote!

Wongabowl.

Also 'Wasted Wrong Nit'.

He looked shaky in this game: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/14893631

I wonder what Harry Redknapp thinks of all this.

Aye, the irony of malnourished little bastards from council estates in South Shields singing 'Manchester's a shithole'. Cotton and guns. Not much gun crime in South Shields, tbf.