The Bard of Byker

Artist's impression of Uncal Mick testing out his marrachute: http://static.art.sy/additional_images/4e84169e0ae2890001002ae4/1/large.jpg

The signing of Cisse threw me tbh, we really didn't need to spend £8m or whatever on a striker when we had one of the highest scoring in the league and looked nowhere near relegation. People will say we bought to buy but we have never done that either. Corpulent Mike is an opportunist, remember. He buys up/invests in ailing brands when they become available (see recent news stories on his mooted buying of a stake in Rangers, for example). I think we'd been scouting Cisse for a while and the window of opportunity suddenly opened in January, so he went for it. He knew we'd be getting a cracking striker on the cheap. I know what you mean though: just because an opportunity arises doesn't mean you have to take it. This summer's Debuchy saga has undone some of his good work with Cisse though, for me.

Alan Partridge Steve Coogan- schoolkids

Can he score with a Wilko carrier bag across his face though?

Their spending is unsustainable. I foresee a Villa-style ruining two or three years down the line.

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Soz if Giggs, but here's some quality caption writing from the Telegraph: http://i47.tinypic.com/2m26mw7.jpg

Scored in their cup game last night.

God its awful. http://i48.tinypic.com/b7ndk8.jpg

The Mighty Buch needs to go on strike.

Looks like it was just a BANTER CLAUSE then!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5xq_pNcyxc0/TO0jzrLHpoI/AAAAAAAAAT0/QUKqK99KonU/s1600/David+Gail+argue.jpg 'You're not fahkin' goin' anywhere, Luka old son...'

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uvpe2WsL1rvkyuwo1_250.jpg Ed Milibant.

You'll be confined to Bante's Inferno with craic like that.

Immanuel Bant http://i45.tinypic.com/345zgxg.jpg

Signed by p. 102.

Villa winning?

Exactly! I wish they'd send a bloke out with a sponge to sort it out. It's been like that for ages. I'm sure they were stickers with 'FTM' on it, i was completely rattled. Uncal Mick and his crew?

Exactly! I wish they'd send a bloke out with a sponge to sort it out. It's been like that for ages.

He's like a fine cheese. He gets better with age.

Offer the Scousers that or nothing, and hope Andy kicks up a fuss. Not sure whether I'd have him back, really. His departure pretty much enabled the success we've been enjoying lately, and he did act like a tit last time at SJP.

What a Bell.

Scored aswell i beleive. Aye: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/8462448.stm

This lad's going to be a legend. I'm sure of it.