The Bard of Byker

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@Arsenal Arsenal announces that they have reached an agreement in principle with Barcelona for Cesc Fabregas to move to Spain. bit.ly/oPANYm

Our "squad" is a lot stronger than yours in all honesty. Seriously people like Simpson, Taylor(all of them), Lovenkrands, Ranger, Best, Obertan etc wouldn't get near our squad. If you have all players fit you have a decent first XI but honestly, you don't have a good "squad" at all. I'd say Best at least has shown he's more lethal than Fraizer Campbell. Frazier Campbell is injured and will not be in the matchday squad for a long time. Leon Best would never get in our squad ahead of Gyan, Sessegnon or Wickham. Do you want me to bring up the Connor Wickham thread on here? Can you manage?

Our "squad" is a lot stronger than yours in all honesty. Seriously people like Simpson, Taylor(all of them), Lovenkrands, Ranger, Best, Obertan etc wouldn't get near our squad. If you have all players fit you have a decent first XI but honestly, you don't have a good "squad" at all. I'd say Best at least has shown he's more lethal than Fraizer Campbell. Frazier Campbell is injured and will not be in the matchday squad for a long time. Leon Best would never get in our squad ahead of Gyan, Sessegnon or Wickham.

Mundane ticketing question here - sorry if in wrong subforum. I renewed my membership weeks ago but haven't received the new membership pack. No paper ticket has arrived for this game. Has any member had their membership pack/a ticket for this game arrive in the post?

Colo is a Georgie!

Demba Ba's is still intact!

Ba was dis-Ba'd, like.

OMEOOOBI!!!

Stand up!

Commentary's working now.

Her sister's not bad either...

Swansea's bid accepted, according to BBC Football: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14104170.stm

Hope we do loan him out this year rather than just flogging him. Not sure Peterborough would be my first choice though. Very attacking team last season. They also just lost last season's 35 goal striker, Mackail-Smith.

Ranger to Peterborough United on loan.

He's done a bit of a Nolan on the LFC website:

You should have got Avram in.

What do you think of this Brummie. Would you be happy with him? I think it'd be a good appointment. If we got the Valencia / early Liverpol Benitez, certainly. If we got the late era Liverpool, quivering wreck Benitez, less so. Theres still speculation (some in the Daily Mail tmrw) about it being Ancelotti, and others are saying Jol, but to be honest, I'm just happy the field of candidates mentioned includes such decent names. Moyes (who won't come, but hey ho), Jol, Benitez, Ancelotti - I'd be more than happy with any of those. How about Avram Grant?

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That lad sounds like he's had a pint of what Wearside's had.

You're wrong,look through this thread and it's certainly more than a 'handful' and I seen one even claiming he was worth 75mEUR in one post. He wouldn't be leaving CL football for lower half PL football if he had anything about him,I'm an absolute cretin.

My point exactly,hardly any of you have ever seen him play or even heard of him and it's funny watching you all big him up on the basis of nothing at all. Have any of you considered why he is leaving a club in the CL to sign for a lower half PL club? Why don't you insert spaces after punctuation?

"Wu had wor backsides kicked..."

Shiitøtstræikér’s just signed a new three-year deal with Middelfart G&BK

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