The Bard of Byker

Just to muddy the waters a bit, I came across these earlier: http://www.various-jersey-wholesale.com/pic/201232122454245248.jpg http://www.various-jersey-wholesale.com/pic/201233019242666798.jpg http://www.various-jersey-wholesale.com/pic/201233019242654757.jpg Looking at the rest of the NUFC gear on their website, they seem to make fairly bad copies. This is their take on this season's home kit, for example: http://www.various-jersey-wholesale.com/pic/201235122948528.jpg Have they seen the 'leaked' images from a few months back and just knocked up some cheapo shirts? No 'new' home shirt on that site as yet.

http://u.goal.com/61000/61081hp2.jpg He reminds me of Freddy Shepherd. http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/03/12/lesdawson460.jpg

Sadly, it's almost definitely going to have those awful, seemingly random spikes on it, ruining the clean lines of the stripes. Something like the one above would have been much better.

Neither can I. I can only guess that people on here are horrendous f***ing drama queens. don't you remember the reading of enriques body language ? His body language is sometimes still very readable, I think. http://i43.tinypic.com/28jk778.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/1osoqu.png

Alan Smith, waiting in his car outside some shops in Jesmond. He's back!

Absolutely horrible. Hope he pulls through.

That's because they're largely clueless.

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Was it this lad? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/16/article-2087385-0F7D557000000578-538_468x286.jpg

Or it might be the time of the season where international footballers pick up 3-day injuries before a friendly. We'll see, Village Idiot, we'll see... http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/140168584.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215AB089EE596C6588FDACCD2E6D1D321FEBF1B629E0AD9FB6D3A2D4F02356B30E

Or it might be the time of the season where international footballers pick up 3-day injuries before a friendly. We'll see, Village Idiot, we'll see...

Van Persie sits out Holland training with groin injury. Hmm... is this the point in the season that he starts falling to pieces? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/28/robin-van-persie-injury-arsenal

Ooooh. http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1261531108_1.jpg "Scum. Sub-human scum."

I think they're saying he looks like a chimp.

''St James' name back in graffiti' is currently the most read story on BBC News

Dirty Dekka's Manky Man Pit.

Sylvain Barveaux.

James Taverna? What a tit.

Fulham's training ground looks like an industrial estate. Round the back, near the bins.

He's not going anywhere, man.

He's coming! http://i41.tinypic.com/14dhuv9.jpg

Chelsea are, I think. SSN reckons: Chelsea - £14.2m NUFC - £9m (biggest spend on a single player though) QPR - £7m

That bottle should really have been stored on its side. And in the dark. http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/a-boy-makes-his-girl-jealous-of-other-women-rage-gentleman-240x180.jpg

Ba off, Cisse on.