The Bard of Byker

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Pards is the Picasso of management, like.

STIFFEN THE SINEWS! SUMMON UP THE BLOOD! VANQUISH THE INCOMPETENT MIDLANDER!

We'll beat these shitehawks. They need a good relegation.

1-3.

Yes. Personally I think it's Haidara, he looks short and stocky. Definitely NUFC property - the guy with the moustache on the extreme left is a long-time club security guard. Is he a member of the Baader-Meinhof Gang? No.

Yes. Personally I think it's Haidara, he looks short and stocky. Definitely NUFC property - the guy with the moustache on the extreme left is a long-time club security guard. Big Barry. Edit: The security guard, I mean.

Dear God, man. http://i49.tinypic.com/2rqng44.jpg

Eezer Good, eezer Good, he's Ineligibleezer Good!

They'll still go down.

Berlusconi always manages to come out on top. Indovina chi vince ancora. http://www.whatsoncornwall.co.uk/cache/images/411/articleShallowHeaderBlock/derek-acorah-cornwall.jpg

Look at that fat one (fourth chimney from the left) - he's well out of sync with the others. A disgrace to the dancing chimney sweep profession.

Oh God, yes. Pardew's grasp of English is disgusting. 'We dittent 'av that little bit of, umm, magic or luck today, and once we went a goal behind we wasn't able to respond in the correct fashion. Goutierrez is looking at another week or two in the treatment room' OH SHUT UP ALAN.

Exciting news: I think we might be having a minor badge redesign. Look in the top left of the 1000 Premier League Goals DVD: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81wAdV078pL._AA1500_.jpg The 'Newcastle United' font is different, and the copyright symbol has moved!

I'm just being a bitter sore loser, actually. You're a top poster Neil - even-handed and perceptive in my book.

The first thing that comes to mind: you play in a shed in Liverpool. Tee hee!

http://w.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/18795.jpg Where would you like me to begin, young sir?

They're still everton - chortle.

I wonder how spectacularly Pards will mangle Debuchy's name.

He seems to be off to a nothing club who happen to have a lot of money. His loss.

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One more game.

Cock Piss Pardew

Come on the lads! Twat in a goal!