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Who the hell changed the title off the back of one post

2-0 loss. If Pardew is still here 4-0 loss.

Quoted

Nice try

It's a good point like, remember how long it took Keegan to sort out Allardyce's mess. Didn't win for ages before it clicked. I remember that, took fucking ages for us to win, my teacher at school made me sit at the front of class until we won. What? He was a Liverpool fan and I think I said something along the lines of "Liverpool are shit" without the swearing, and he told me I had it sit in the front row next to the teachers desk until Keegan won his first game. Stuck there for fucking weeks

It's a good point like, remember how long it took Keegan to sort out Allardyce's mess. Didn't win for ages before it clicked. I remember that, took fucking ages for us to win, my teacher at school made me sit at the front of class until we won.

You must now face the wrath of Mike QuakesMag.

Toon star Cheick Tiote has married a second wife in his home country of Ivory Coast. The 28-year-old player is already married with two children to first wife Madah, 25, and live in a luxury home in Ponteland. But the £45,000-a-week player wed again during a ceremony in his West African home last month. As a devout muslim, Islamic law allows the footballer to marry up to four women at any one time. He is understood to have married his Ivorian bride, Doukrou Laeticia, shortly before the kick off the new Premier League season. The wedding took place in Abidjan, which is the primary economic centre of the Ivory Coast. Tiote’s agent confirmed to the Newcastle Chronicle that he had married. Jean Musampa said: “I can say that he did get married and that it is his second marriage. “This is nothing unusual. He is a muslim.”

As if the Sky Sports host actually asked Carragher if our form was really that bad man. It's beyond belief. It takes the piss how long it's taken the majority to catch on to just how bad we've been. But Cabaye......

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 1m1 minute ago Newcastle are bottom of the 2014 form table in the Premier League (only includes teams that have been ever present)

Replied: It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. $130 for analysing a quick 6 second video, i'm studying the wrong profession

Back to analysing other games?

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Moke

Interviewer asking the hard questions.

Is he about to burst into tears?

I feel the end is near

Lightbulb head has done well since coming on to be fair to him.

This is just unadulterated shit.

It's never your fault

Not from us.

No need to be offside there.

You say that, yet I can't think of a player that has been better then him, they have all be dog shite.

Kicked that ball very hard.

FFS we are getting dicked by Stoke.