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So glad Routledge scored

Great kick off that.

God damn.

Great save from Krul.

Is Ashley there?

Such shit defending

Dyer already has Dummett in his pocket.

I love how over the past few weeks you have effectively became a resident Newcastle fan.

They lost 12-0 to Atlantis, which doesn't surprise me considering they had to play in tough conditions, under the sea.

Unsurprisingly now a London cabby

How exactly is Bradley Wright Phillips top scorer over there?

Not say much considering Shola was starting the EL 2 seasons ago

Awful miss from Demba

GOALS: Sylvain Marveaux has a quick-fire double and Guingamp lead PAOK 2-0.

Berahino should be in there instead of Lambert.

Only three CBs in there too. No one else good enough to be called up? http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01770/williamson_1770003c.jpg

Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster (Southampton), Ben Foster (West Bromwich Albion), Joe Hart (Manchester City) Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), John Stones (Everton) Midfielders: Fabian Delph (Aston Villa), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Manchester City), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Jonjo Shelvey (Swansea City), Raheem Sterling (Liverpool), Andros Townsend (Tottenham Hotspur), Jack Wilshere (Arsenal) Forwards: Rickie Lambert (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Daniel Welbeck (Arsenal).

*2009 You're right though, scored a lovely goal in the Copa del Rey final. Beat a couple of men on halfway, motored forward and slammed a shot in off the post. Technically VI is also right as it was in the 2008/2009 season Hey, the final was in 2009.. I wasn't being a dick like, but if you want to get pedantic. Fair enough, I was just being a dick tbh.

Welbeck hatrick. Suck it Froggy.

*2009 You're right though, scored a lovely goal in the Copa del Rey final. Beat a couple of men on halfway, motored forward and slammed a shot in off the post. Technically VI is also right as it was in the 2008/2009 season

You know things are bad when Wonga ditch you as sponsor

It is pretty damning, but I need to know what were you looking at the made you come across a near 10 year old RedCafe thread?

Yep, Pardew didn't rate him and now he's at a arguably better club.