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Thats very stereotypical of you, could of been anything but had to be tea

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Swansea Relegation: Palace, Hull, Stoke Overachievers: Cardiff 10th Underperformers: Everton 11th Top Goal Scorer: Soldado 21 Break Out Year: Oscar Season to Forget: Wayne Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku Manager of the Year: Laudrup First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 12th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse 13 How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup: 3rd round, Fa Cup: QF How will we do in the derby games?: Away: 1-1, Home 2-1 Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan, Watford, Bolton Championship Relegation: Boro', Barnsley, Bournemouth League One Promotion:Wolves, Sheff Utd, Crawley League One Relegation: Coventry, Gillingham, Port Vale League Two Promotion: Hartlepool, Rochdale, Exeter, Fleetwood League Two Relegation: Portsmouth, Dag & Red FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Everton Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Bradford Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Buyern Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Swansea World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? Finishing 2nd by -5pts Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No max 8 How will Moyes do at Man United? Relatively, threaten to win the league and will do well in the cups, but ultimately will not win a trophy. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Ben Arfa will score directly from a corner.

Doesn't matter. He's in Scotland. Which is where Fergie started, remember. And a shit load of the best managers over the years. And Graeme Souness Steve Kean. Alex McLeish

His father/ manager on the football league show: "I may have to injure him in a 5 a side, so he's out for a month and here after August"

Rangers manager Ally McCoist has launched a sensational attack on former Ibrox chief executive Charles Green, branding him "an embarrassment". The Light Blues boss hit out after Green — who has returned to the club as consultant — warned the manager in a article published The Sun newspaper that he must win a cup this year and as simply delivering another league title would not be enough. Hours later, Rangers crashed out of the first round of the Scottish League Cup 2-1 after extra-time to Forfar. Speaking after the loss at Station Park, McCoist said, when asked for his thoughts on Green's remarks, "I was appalled by them to be quite honest with you. "The self-acclaimed, straight-talking Yorkshireman has again let himself down. "His contempt and total lack of respect for my players, for our football club, for our support and Scottish football in general is appalling — and he is an embarrassment." On Green's cup claims, McCoist added: "If it was a threat then the self-acclaimed, straight-talking Yorkshireman should know that boys from the West of Scotland don't scare easily. "If he does come back, I'll certainly go and pick him at the airport. I won't have a problem doing that. "It's just more hot air that we've come to expect from Charles." Green quit as chief executive in April but, in a statement to the London Stock Exchange on Friday, the club confirmed his return as a consultant. And McCoist, who was unhappy with Green branding his players "the worst Rangers team ever" last season, made it clear he did not welcome the Yorkshireman's return. He said: "After I've given him that endorsement it would be crazy of me to say 'welcome back Charles'. "I've got to be careful because Forfar deserved their win and well done to Dick Campbell and his players. "But our players picked up the newspaper at breakfast to be reminded they're the worst team in Rangers' history. "I'll tell you, that would be bad luck — to have the worst Rangers team in history and the worst chief executive in history at the same time. That's downright bad luck. "Instead of concentrating on the match, their minds are elsewhere and they're worrying about their jobs. Because, let's face it, if he's said we don't win a cup and we go, then some of the players would be under threat too. "As team-talks go, I don't think it was one of Charles' best." The match was played against a backdrop of fresh off-field turmoil, with a group of shareholders aiming to see the removal of key board members, including new chief executive Craig Mather. McCoist said: "That's something I can't legislate for and don't have any control over. "What I can say is that the current chief executive has backed us with players coming in, absolutely. "Craig Mather has been shoulder-to-shoulder with us, which is something Charles seems to have taken umbrage to. "Let's be honest about it, I don't think it's surprising that we're probably at our most vulnerable and weakest because we can't play our new signings [due to a transfer embargo]. "That's when Charles has surfaced and the biggest thing of the lot is that he's turned up after 34,000 fans have bought season tickets. "Coincidence? Perhaps not."

Newport County back in the football league for the first time in 25 years, are beating Accrington Stanley 4-0

I was coming back to delete that Just had another look at our squad during that season, ours was better: Colo, Enrique, Nolan, Barton, Guthrie, Routledge, Simpson, Jonas, Best, Saylor, Raylor, Carroll, Shola

I think that QPR team is better then our team in the Championship.

Mike, don't do this to yourself, don't use this to start up that debate, your wrong, its fact.

It's so depressing that Partick Thistle play better football then us

Yep agree with this, if someone is performing better, then they should be in the team, simple as really, no point playing someone who is in bad form, just because he is a so called big name.

It's looking like a signing at last, let's not spoil the euphoria with trivialities like that, we are all past the point of caring! I think the current criteria for a striker on this forum is, "as long as it pushes Shola down the order"

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/newcastle-united/8850468/92-live-newcastle

Did Clarke Carlise remind you of that? Yep

That Nani sending off last season, was the correct decision.

I do, they're shit. Don't get me wrong Swansea have been the better side, I just dont think they have warranted a 3 goal lead. Oh and by the way Malmo is the team that beat Hibs 9-0 on aggregate in the previous round, shows how good Scottish football is

Don't think Malmo deserve to be 3 down.

Thats a pen. I dont even think it was dive either. Bony scores.

Clarke Carlisle.

Michu

Dont like that Swansea kit.

Mutant Ninja Turtles?

They just revealed the kit on that shitty 92 live

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8849981/?utm_source=twitterfeed_Newcastle&utm_medium=facebook

Jonas isn't as bad as people on here make out, saying that with a fully fit squad he shouldn't be in the starting line up.