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Think we should just go the full hog and play Lascelles as a number 8 destroyer to be honest, would allow Bruno to get a bit further up the pitch.

Its a shame the Premier League dictates what font has to be used on the back of the kits, as the one on the away shirt looks lovely. Not a fan of that home shirt though, the blue looks a bit shit, and I don't like the fact the stripes stop halfway down. I'm also not a fan of things being aligned centrally.

Ah man, that's a proper shitter for him, just as he was beginning to make an impact for the first team and starting to show his talent.

Gameweek 10 Palace 1 v 1 Spurs Chelsea 2 v 0 Brentford Arsenal 4 v 0 Sheff United Bournemouth 1 v 1 Burnley Wolves 1 v 1 Newcastle West Ham 2 v 0 Everton Villa 4 v 1 Luton Brighton 3 v 1 Fulham Liverpool 2 v 0 Forest Man United 2 v 3 Man City

Wonder why we haven't released any sort of statement yet?

What's the exact date he'll be available again, is it just 26th August 2024?

Might be one for our resident Rovers fans, but sounds like he did a decent job their overall? But eventually, as you'd expect with someone of his personality, it comes crashing down when he starts to get frustrated, and annoyed, and his real colours start to show.

"collaborated beyond belief" amuses me for some reason

So he is essentially banned for the season +2 games next, and he will be able to have a full pre-season playing in friendlies so will be match sharp for his return. That is great news really, all things considered.

Are you actually 0-0-14 when attending Newcastle fixtures?

So sounds like his salary getting suspended was part of the plea deal, which given he was potentially going to be banned for 4 years, is a pretty good way of ensuring he ever has a career to go back to

I'll be very interested to see how Dortmund set up at home in a couple of weeks, you'd imagine they'd be slightly more front foot in front of their own fans, which could play into our hands.

Thought he played really well when he came on tbh, and made us look better going forward.

Frustrating game overall, they where decent on the break, and defended resolutely, but we created a fair few chances, and for the first time in a while couldn't convert them. Would have said a draw would have been a fair result, but don't think there was anything overly dramatic about the lose, was just one of them games, we need to refocus and move onto Wolves. If you'd offered me 4 points after 3 games before the start i'd have taken it.

We've been slightly off today, not sure if its the weather, or their shape but we're not quite finding our rhythm, its been an even game overall but they've looked dangerous on the counter so them getting the first isn't a massive surprise. Back us to get back into it, we just need to up our quality a bit.

Get in, its McCoist and not Jenas.

Didn't notice Brandt was injured, that's a pretty massive miss for Dortmund.

It's got to be to be honest, but If we're rating the top 5 since the takeover, it's like this for me: 1) Newcastle 4-1 PSG 2) Newcastle 6-1 Tottenham 3) Newcastle 2-0 Arsenal 4) Newcastle 2-1 Southampton 5) Newcastle 2-0 Man United Honorary mention to the 2-1 win against Leicester too.

It doesn't help that the photo looks extremely photoshopped too for some reason

Yeah why has Romano used a fake Photoshop of him, instead of a real one?