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Fucking hell

Just seen the score, please stick, please fucking stick

Frankfurt

Come one Frankfurt, sort your shit out.

Just seen the Man United score

It's almost like the Premier League has been financially doping for the last 15 years.

If Lyon can figure out that final ball, there is something here for them, they're beating Man United in midfield quite often.

Gameweek 33 - deadline Saturday 19th April @ 15.00 Brentford 1 v 1 Brighton Palace 0 v 2 Bournemouth Everton 1 v 1 Man City West Ham 2 v 0 Southampton Villa 3 v 2 Newcastle Fulham 2 v 0 Chelsea Ipswich 1 v 1 Arsenal Man United 0 v 2 Wolves Leicester 0 v 5 Liverpool Spurs 2 v 2 Forest Man City 1 v 1 Villa Arsenal 2 v 0 Palace

Lyon, Frankfurt & Athletic wins tonight please.

As an aside, can in be a rule that all evening games kick off at 7:30? Was lush being in bed by 10pm last night.

Looks like Carlo will leave Real Madrid after the Copa del Rey final at the end of the month.

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Seeing all the chat about XG, makes me want to create a thread specifically about stats and XG, just so I can completely ignore it and the slightly tedious debate around it

Just had a look at their forum, and a lot of them are basically saying the same as everyone here in that they'll love a draw

Snap your hands off for a draw.

We've scored 30 goals in our last 10 Premier League games

In regards to the Eze penalty, while it was utterly hilarious, I actually think them style of penalties should be outlawed. Penalties are already stacked massively in the favor of the attacker, I don't think it's fair to have players literally stop mid-run up to get the keeper to dive, it feels like cheating.

Using the Manager chip on Howe before the Brentford game turned out to be clutch

I can't stress this highly enough, get absolutely fucked, Real Madrid.

If, and its a big if, we win at the weekend, and Chelsea also lose a Craven Cottage, we'll be 8 points clear of 6th with on 15 points remaining.

What a solid evening of Barclays that was, everyone was quality to a man. Murphy though man, he was genuinely elite in that half, just one top quality cross after another, so good. Tonali is another level his reading of the game may be better than any player i've seem for us, and he complements the guile of Bruno and the battering ram of Joelinton so well. It wasn't Isak best game, but I love his fume and mindset when he misses chances. As for Palace, they where the first team we've played this season that where on the beach/ minds on the semi final. Though I have to say, as soon a Wharton came on they looked 1000x better, even if he through his weight around a bit.

Marc Guehi has scored more goals for us this season than Callum Wilson

From the first 5 minutes of that half, you could tell the players knew this was a big and important game, and when the players think its a big game, we're switched the fuck on. Add a bit of Palace not having high quality players, and being on the beach for their semi-final, and you get that sexual half of football. Genuinely elite performance.