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Surprised it's not the biggest home loss in PL history. Just great isn't it? 2.38am and I can't sleep at all. Can u? Struggling meself.

Surprised it's not the biggest home loss in PL history.

The c*** didn't even shake rodger's hand.

Off to the airport. Must be late for his flight to Paris.

I'm just staying on to see the post-match apocalypse. I hope he gets it.

Wonder how west brom feel.

Wish we can step in like those Genoa fans and demand their shirts.

It's the type of score you do get on amateur on FIFA.

Don't let them out of the f***ing stadium.

Biggest home defeat in PL now are we?

Haven't seen him perform as well since getting the armband. I'd give it back to Colo in a heartbeat.

I've concluded that this is Pardew's plan to shout "I played my f***ing cards" with a scriptedly s*** first half then a vastly improved second half.

Oh goody, Excitement.

I actually saw this and the Arsenal game as European deciders at the start of the season.

Poisonous air at half time please.

Tardew's definition of trying, tbh

1am here. Why do I even bother. Night folks.

Can see the 4-4 happen here. Well, just the first half of it.

Tards unravelled already

F*** the negativity and let's have this lot

GW 35 Man City 3-1 West Ham Everton 2-1 Fulham Southampton 2-1 West Brom Stoke City 1-0 Norwich Wigan 1-3 Tottenham Newcastle 2-1 Liverpool Reading 2-2 QPR Chelsea 3-0 Swansea Arsenal 1-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 2-1 Sunderland

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Newcastle is a team renowned for attacking and entertaining football, though we have not recorded anything greater than a 3-goal victory with you in charge. Most of your games appear to be based on grinding out results. Do you plan to restore the fans' appetite by playing more enterprising football? Newcastle have recorded nearly a hundred unique injuries this term. Is there any reason and way to avoid such "unfortunate" circumstances? The Newcastle captaincy has been held by a handful of individuals this season. While it shows that many individuals are capable of wearing the armband, we feel that the lack of a definite leader has left the squad devoid of inspiration in some games. Who would you hand the armband to next season, and would it stay with him? You have used a 4-2-3-1 formation for most of 2013. Despite a promising start, we believe that teams are learning to deal with the team shape, and results have dipped. Do you plan to add more adventure into the tactics to make things more difficult for the opposition next season? Why is Cabaye playing so deep, almost like a defender, when his passing and vision could perhaps be better utilized further up the pitch? Cisse has been isolated in most games I've been seeing recently. Are there any plans to improve the service? Would you experiment on placing Davide Santon in a more advanced position than fullback to utilize his attacking talent and minimize the lapses in defense he costs us with? Our corner and set piece routine is so predictable. It feels as if I'd rather take a goal kick or throw in over a free kick or corner given how poor we are in that aspect. How do you plan to change this? As a foreign Toon fan who stays up till 2AM every weekend to watch Newcastle United, do you have any words to encourage me to stay up to watch dull and boring football?

To be honest, last thing we want at the minute is unrest in the ground. We need to give them our full backing against Liverpool and shower him with s*** at home to Arsenal. Aye, keep it calm now then strike when it's all over. No one stay behind for the lap of honour or something.