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"Alan Pardew celebration" on Dailymotion. 36k views already

Aye, as if we've got a track record for that.

When about to take a player on: http://randomgifs.com/images/gsimpson.gif

Aye so graceful when running with the ball today.

FFS missed so many points by a whisker this week.

I normally am fine with off form players getting a chance to have a break, but we're down to bare bones at fullback atm. Didn't see the injury though. Precautionary or completely stopped in his tracks clutching his hammy?

I'm just glad we have some sort of safety net, even if only temporarily. Proper hate going into games with a possibility of slipping into the bottom three if things don't come your way.

Me too. But I always sort of have that "something's still going to happen" feeling. We'd normally lie down knackered and blame Europe before. To see us going up to the last minute convinced me that it would come despite our lack of luck.

Thought Jonas did OK, and Anita was better than Simpson. What's the problem? Not the quality, but the quantity. Hope we can get Haidara/Debuchy back so we're covered.

Nice to see Jonas looking like his old self again. Oddly enough, it seems going to LB brings out the attacking drive in him.

Right. Now I hope Santon's areet. Our fullback options

Thankfully my river went off for that split second and saved my voice from utter destruction.

f*** off duff f*** off schwarzer f*** off cisse haters f*** off refs f*** off sunlun 3 points.

It feels like taking a jizz after holding it for so long

FOOOOOOOOKKKKKENENNNNNM YESSSSSKnvdkvnkfmkdmgvldkmgvlo

Gives me a glimmer of what Hatem would look like.

Just t*** it.

The Simpson hate

Ah finally some fresh air.

Has the air of the Pompey game from the relegation season...

Nah he's just being honest that he's s***.

"Playing time"

Starting to become one of my personal faves this.

Gouffran?! FFS get someone who went to Europe off...

Aye, get the s*** game out of the way so he'll turn up the next.