Dyeyzzon

"No more goals"

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I'm just relieved to see us play that way again

This.

Anyone got a snap of that hug? :'(

Krul 7 Debuchy 7.5 Coloccini 7.5 MYM 8.5 Santon 8 Anita 7.5 Sissoko 8.5 Ben Arfa 9 Marveaux 6 Cisse 6 Ameobi 5 Gouffran 7.5 Cabaye 6.5 Remy 7.5

Yes.

Of course.

Bar that Cardiff-Shitty game this season's been pretty s*** viewing so far like.

I'd say Gouffran and Remy for Shola and Marv.

So, we're now being outscored by this c***. Disgrace.

Decent start, but as it bogged on, we seemed to feel "Oh no, it's this football s*** again."

GW 3 Man City 4-0 Hull City Cardiff City 0-1 Everton Newcastle 1-0 Fulham Norwich 2-2 Southampton West Ham 0-0 Stoke City Crystal Palace 0-1 Sunderland Liverpool 1-1 Man Utd West Brom 1-2 Swansea Arsenal 3-2 Tottenham

Oh look, it's Pardew's tiredness excuse for the Fulham game.

Think they let us off by taking Downing off just when he was finding his range. Didn't seem to threaten much after.

Right, time to rate this. Krul 6 - Not much to do really, dealt with all that was needed but nothing spectacular. Debuchy 7.5 - Much improved from last week offensively and defensively. MYM 6.5 - Looked shaky in the first half, decent second. Coloccini 7 - Did ok, standard Colo performance. Santon 7.5. - Did ok defensively and looked a good outlet. Ben Arfa 6 - Carrying too much baggage. Clearly tasked with the job of finding a way through, all on his own. Sissoko 6.5 - Tireless but no end product. Anita 7 - Did well to compensate for Cabaye and Tiote's absences by playing a mix of their roles well. Marveaux 6 - Didn't really have much go for him today. A few decent deliveries though. Cisse 4 - Headless chicken stuff, poor in a partnership with Ameobi. How do you use this man properly... Ameobi 4 - What was the point...lost the ball in some promising attacking moves, just not in the same wavelength. Sammy 6.5 - Decent pace, looked good. Gouffran 4 - Had the two best chances. Took too long to shoot in the first, bad miss in the next. The latter shows he's not a natural striker. Pardew 4 - Props for starting Anita and Marveaux, but Shola shouldn't even be there. Set us up ok defensively, but clueless in making it tick going forward. Coward.

It's the negativity and cowardice by our manager that annoys me. We have no style, no philosophy but to attempt (not even successfully accomplish) the task of countering the opposition.

This. If nothing has changed over 3 months, what more would people expect Pardew to conjure up week in, week out?

Not a single shot on target. Absolute disgrace.

Winning the first headers

Ben Arfa must've eaten Tiote's lunch

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Rewarded for his preseason form. Ffs, if Shola is our answer to Fat Sam's air force

Might have missed something, why is Gouffran out again? Or is it just Pardew?