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Dissatisfaction is with the club winning nothing for 55 years and since we last won something, everyone below has. Sunderland Middlesbrough West Ham Southampton Stoke City Wolverhampton Wanderers Derby Coventry Norwich Aston Villa Wigan Luton Wimbledon Nottingham Forest Oxford Portsmouth Sheffield Wednesday Swansea Tottenham Hotspur Birmingham Blackburn Chelsea Ipswich Leeds Leicester Liverpool Manchester United Everton Arsenal Manchester City

When we win something he will be the right man. Since 1969 sweet fuck all, half the football league have won something since we have.

South of France, Antigua in the winter.

Turns out Burnley are in the bottom three for a reason.

It's working now, Longstaff has bloody scored.

Not sure how we are actually lining up but so far it's a mess and isn't working. And fuck knows what Wilson thinks he's doing.

The fact that nobody seems very confident we will beat Burnley who have been in the bottom three all season sums up where we currently are as a team.

What a stadium, what supporters, puts anything in the Premier league into the shade.

Not sure that playing Mbappe as a CF is ever going to work, Real will have the same problem as Vini plays in the same position as Mbappe prefers.

Not sure that playing Mbappe as a CF is ever going to work, Real will have the same problem as Vini plays in the same position as Mbappe prefers.

Sancho, such a talented footballer.

It will be pretty difficult to transfer him to another club with that. Maybe he did it so we couldn't .

Most footballers are such a bunch of Neanderthals' though with the lack of education most of them have it's not surprising.

Definitely a reason to sell him now.

Why the fuck has Hall not been playing all season.

That's very poor from Gordon.

He's playing with some very poor players and probably hopes he won't be next season.

Anderson is very passive in possession and I'm having doubts he's going to make it with us unless he starts showing something we haven't seen yet. Like a goal maybe.

They could have had 4 by now if it wasn't for Burn.

Saved by Isak.

There is no excuse for Longstaff starting, I can't believe that White is that bad.

Don't worry lads we don't need a defensive midfielder.........

I don't know what we are doing on the training pitch but it's fucking pathetic.

Arsenal and Manchester City have been made aware that Newcastle United will listen to offers in excess of £80m for Brazil midfielder Bruno Guimaraes, 26, this summer. (90min) Guimaraes' £100m release clause will only be active for one month, from late May to late June. (Fabrizio Romano, via Caught Offside) Crystal Palace's Dougie Freedman is on Newcastle United's shortlist to become their new sporting director, while the former Scotland striker is also a target for Manchester United.(Mail)

You are just a relentless idiot, incapable of constructive discussion.