Colos Curls

Fucking hell titus, keep up the good form for the derby

Cant believe i missed the online ticket sales for this, gonna have to be there before 6 just incase! Plenty drinking time on the plus i guess

#worried

Fucking hell its like a beautiful mind in herr, conspiracy theorists trawling through every nufc related article and fabricating some absolutely crazy stories ha

Credibility = zilch

Simply a god among men, theres not a calmer player on the ball than coloccini, he makes football look effortless and seems a top bloke to boot.

Poor mans Gardner. Goes without saying to be honest, but considering our club lacks the class of the elite clubs of this world, manchester utd, barcelona, real Madrid, Sunderland, it's probably about all we can hope for devastated Sunderland captured champs league players oshea and brown as well

Anyone else?..... http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/cache/p/Paddy_McGuinness.jpg_e_23abe66501078f41ad6851658d1e8d06.jpg

Anyone else got the inclination that this guy is gonna be good? Totally unreasonable I know considering I know nothing other than what I have researched but I've just got a hunch lol

This is actualy amazing now like fuck me who was he talking to, jimmy nail? They love to over exaggerate geordie lingo because everyone over here talks like in auf weirderson, obviously. im still struggling to understand their excitement in wes brown? Hes been hopeless for longer than i care to remember, if i were them id be chuffed with connor whickham because hes got potential, they are backwards!

Steady signings, could have a couple of exciting seasons ahead but wes brown man :/, quite clearly past it's sell by date

clearly the winner

Panda pop

It's his style of play, anyways supposedly he's good in training

Beautiful. Do that and id not be bothered about any kind of expansion again in my lifetime. I love the lopsided look of st james', it's unique and instantly identifiable but that horseshoe look would be fantastic and I think it would harness the atmosphere in better than the current layout, noise from level 7 currently dissipates (IMO) out into space and you can't really appreciate the good work done up there further down the stands

I wish they'd clean the frontage of the gallowgate because that is where everyone gets their pics taken and visit when coming to Newcastle, shearers bar and the club shop windows and marble is filthy! Other than that I love the colour scheme at st James and would hate to have black and White seats, dunno why like ha

How the hell does a shop in chester le street have first dibs on our away kit like?!

Surely it would be waving a White flag?

I don't think nzogbia is a shoe in but everyone has a near equal chance if you slap a bid in there, maybe nzogbias time here might influence his decision, hopefully On larsson, fantastic at set peices and pinging a ball about, but that really is all your getting with the lad

Maybe the number Cabaye is going to get is held by an existing player who will be leaving and the club didn't want to let a cat out of a bag? Could end up with #4 23 obviously!

Aye, well, it's neve going to happen now is it? Being so late in the day and that. Aye, well, I was only asking if there was a tweet about his imminent arrival today, not demanding a club statement at 5 in the morn, keep up at the back

Is there no tweets about his imminent arrival today then? Was thinking we'd maybe see ba and Taylor tied up sometime today.

Get your fill mate, I've heard his arms and legs were put on back to front so that's probably the best we'll see!

Coloccini as captain would be dreamy! Bloke is an absolute god and amazing pro!

I was one of his biggest critics this season due to his inability to keep up with the pace but you can't deny he has been one of the most important players in our resurgence since we were relegated. I think I'm gonna miss him, west ham are getting a top class player and person in nolan