Colos Curls

The same Tea Lady that shook her head at Dyer and Bowyer after their incident? That'd be the one, she has served some tea to some nufc greats like, in all honesty I wouldn't be surprised if she is ITK considering her contacts

....the tea lady also hinted at shola leaving this summer for barca. I mean why would anyone even bother writing that gash on twitter, especially considering the source!

Wait how many players are we gonna have run down their contracts? Going to be like a mass exodus in the next couple of years

He's a bottler at the moment, can't put in tackles and just can't keep up with the pace. Age is on his side and he'll probably turn into a tidy player someday but from what I've seen I don't know how he merit's this 18-20m price tag?!

Well the only way he's going to challenge for trophies is if he ends up signing for man u or chelski and that is clearly not going to happen. I don't think arsenal are arsed about him so it just leaves the likes of Liverpool and tottenham as the next bunch of likely trophy challengers although still unlikely. Just swallow some pride and join us man zoggy, we may have a chance for a trophy with people like you on board!

Seriously, Why is arsene bothering with a player like this, he needs a keeper first and then some grit in the middle. Plus I want him at the toon

Fair enough sausage you win

you rang?... http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01421/Carlton-Cole-naked_1421067i.jpg

What the hell, so they will fleece us but let Liverpool stroll in with 9m or whatever, that is one no hoper backwards club!

Cruel cruel joke!

Might of been mentioned but does anyone reckon he looks like Jose here.... http://images.football365.com/11/02/240/taylor_2564600.jpg

Sorry to break it guys, but I think gervinho is untrustable! I want his answer sunday night otherwise ash and dekka should move onto a more trustable target

Someone on the last page absolutely roasts us in the north east, I really don't understand peoples problem with Newcastle just because we as fans have ambition and dream of being near the top. It's almost like a crime nowadays and your laughed at because you should just be aiming for mid-table mediocrity. I always live in hope Newcastle will achieve some of it's potential again

I thought a regular ligue 1 viewer on here said gervinho's finishing was erratic, can't for the life remember who though! Where's mimi to give her verdict on this!

Can't harm us throwing our name into the hat, berbas obviously got a ha dful of clubs to select from so why not make ourselves one regardless of the likelihood

Gameiro purely because we need a decent out and out striker

Sorry but your dp what and absolute class film ha

Ok so when we undoubtedly fail in both who's 3rd choice?........... Carlton cole

Are you guys that desperate for a player in that position? I was also of the opinion that kenwright had short arms and deep pockets?

Looks like he has a decent turn of pace

Please don't post this man, I'm gonna explode if we get two players

One look at the north east top dogs trophy and gamiero will be dotting the i's tomorrow morning

Must be in the payroll with this kind of wummery arse licking

http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=http://www.footmercato.net/premier-league/transferts/newcastle-menez-et-n-zogbia-pour-accompagner-ben-arfa_67451&ei=Ym3iTbnWCIeJhQf1yK3zBw&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CB8Q7gEwAA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.footmercato.net/premier-league/transferts/newcastle-menez-et-n-zogbia-pour-accompagner-ben-arfa_67451%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D631%26prmd%3Divns Is that like the le mans of football seasons? I'd certainly be dreaming of boundless ambitions if we signed at least one of them players