Colos Curls

I'm in level 4 and looking forward to my new neighbours, all 4000 of you or whatever ha! People chant down there and the language is fucking disgraceful so am sure you will all settle in. Stewards are a bit more cuntish but what they going to do when everyones standing chanting

That tash is criminal! Looks like a milkshake one

The poor f***er must of just realised he's from Wolverhampton and he has to support wolves :|, Nevermind there is always the fiercest derby in English football to look forward to next season

I spat me coffee out when I heard that! There is probably fierer Sunday league games!

They piss me off in equal measures because they both are shit really, still give them credit when it's due though

Stevie Taylor just loves his club like, fist pumping badge kissing the lot. I'll give him credit though he had a good game yesterday

I always thought we'd go with carling tbh, I also think their logo would suit nicely

The kids to self aware man, I a shook his hand so I'm guilty but it's as though he looks for people to recognise him. But yes hiz crew waz well an truly dissd

Sorry but near the whole away end ripped into Carroll

Nile ranger in tup tup last night, shook his hand and HE asked me if I wanted a photo or a signature, I duly said no. He was with Josh walker (Stevenage?)

Kids a plank

Well I already donate to Africa so can I now go ahead and send them some money please? In all fairness I understand what your saying it just seems a travesty to watch them falling apart when maybe a donation could go a little way to helping the fans

It's just an older crest they are using for this kit, the away kit has original crest and they will be reverting back to it next season, unfortunate because it looks better :/

It's probably been posted but pumas obsession with two stripes comes from when they were the official boot suppliers to Johan cruyff who when playing for holland had to wear an adidas kit, so to honour his contract with the other german manufacturer removed one stripe from his kit. Just a bit footy trivia ha http://www.totalfootballforums.com/legends/cruyff1.gif

Might aswell add Kuqi to that list for a laugh, I can't believe we havnt challenged for the last CL spot with those strikers tbh

Should I stop donating my old clothes to Africa because I'll never clothe them all? Or stop donating money to Africa because that's an on-going thing that will always demand money. People are entitled to donate money where they see fit and those who were at Plymouth and even the likes of me who wernt have the utmost Respect for what they done in our moment of glory and their relegation. Just remember what Newcastle means to us, it's more than just the players and the managers and the shite puma kits, it's life for many which may sound canny sad but it's true, same applies to Plymouth I imagine

Saw it in shop window today, it's very 'meh' in real life. It's not good but it's not absolute garbage it's just perched in-between the two. Gold numbers would have made this shirt complete though

I'm going again, gonna be skint after this weekend that's for sure.

Can we just hold training sessions in France? Benton's pitches must have rusty syringes and bricks laying all over the pitch the way we pick up injuries.

I wanted an appearance for my own selfish reasons, but yeh blessing etc... :'(

Is he back from France? The clubs been fairly tight lipped on everything Ben arfa since his return. I await the articles stating he won't play till next season

Is it impossible to say no? Ofcourse not, but kids like to have the latest football tops like I did when I was younger. It just strikes me of clear profiteering by NUFC especially at a time when supporters and people's disposable income is shrinking. Fact is, shirt sales of NUFC tops/merchandise have been declining since Ashley came, obviously they see bringing out more shirts as a way to reverse this. I personally hope it totally flops. Anything to back that 'fact' up? NUFC Financial results show a downward termed in merchandise sales. One of the reasons why Adidas jumped ship as well. Adidas supply to all sorts of teams including the likes of Middlesbrough, surely their sales fell through the floor after relegation? Although they wernt the biggest media shitstorm in English football unlike us :/. I have no facts but I'd imagine we still do really well in shirt sales opposed to other teams

If I wasn't retarded, I might have an idea what people are talking about in this thread?

Is it impossible to say no? If I had kids I'd probably want to get them one, it was one of the best things of my childhood getting a new kit. But three kits must be torture on parents like. As for the kit I think its 100% better than this seasons but still undeniably shit, gonna look silky and sleek on Ben arfa when he's terrorising defenders

Looks like he done it on purpose, if so that's absolutely shameful.