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Why are we getting rinsed off Cambridge United?

So how was Schar offside for his goal? Surely as their keeper touched he cannot be off? They just made some rule up, again.

Not sure how Shelvey's touch means it's not offside like?

Thought that. Looks on a completely different wavelength with his 1 touch passing.

must have heard

A 40 year old Peter Crouch would probably bag a hatrick this game

Even his little header to put us through, noticed him sending Kane through like that on the video Sky put out. Must be his thing.

ASM isn't a striker like

Should tie Joelinton to the centre of the pitch like a Chain Chomp.

Only a few minutes in but Trippier already looking tidy with his passing.

Easy decision if they've offered that like

We could be flexible with our wages when it comes to loans like. I imagine we don't want our wage structure to get out of control right from the off but a 6 month loan doesn't really effect that.

Try dipping your phone in a pint of milk it worked for me.

It's basically The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings.

I don't get the idea that Ashley knows how to get out of the Championship like, read it a few times on twitter too. First time we got lucky with Hughton turning out to be a top manager at that level and the 2nd time we had Benitez.

I like their videos on manager tactics but I'm now wondering if I've been duped

Tifo talk a good game but that potential line-up at the end tells us they haven't actually got a fucking clue what they're going onabout like

Can bang a header in for someone about 4ft tall if Dennis Wise scouting is out to go by.

That will deffinitely be getting used on this forum going forward

So the initial reported fees were bollocks? Saying Lille want £25m now when they apparently already knocked back an offer in excess of that? I'll be honest the initial reports seemed massively high like. Same with the Diego Carlos bid.

The buzz has gone now like

They're very 'bready', the pepperoni one is oddly nice imo.

Still probably my favourite episode 9f any tv show ever

Sidney Cooke was jailed for less than this.