Hanshithispantz

the bloke with the random buttoned jacket and trackie combo

Martin seems to believe Egypt lost because the players mentally collapsed due to Salah not coming on, the fucking weird cunt.

Egypt are fucking shit like. Uruguay have been awful.

Egypt’s counter attacking is painful to watch

Probably been said but Suarez is a double of Sal from Impractical Jokers.

Probably more goals than we'll score the entire tournament.

How so? Shelvey and Diame were better than him last season. Plus he fucked his back which put him out for a while. I'd blame Rafa more if he played Merino to keep him happy and we were relegated.

I think Big Mo has at least another 2 seasons in him like. Maybe not to the level of last season where it seemed he'd drained Kante's life force though.

Luis Rubiales looks a hard cunt.

The Spanish have got some bollocks on them I'll give them that.

Gone

I’d rather lose a big toe than my cock.

I mean it could have been worse If he opens it with Strong I'll be erect, pointless pretending otherwise.

It's the equivalent of "men are terrified of strong successful women" He has a point on the whole like but you're never doing yourself any favours making ridiculous sweeping statements about race. As Collymore puts it, the 43-year-old is deemed by his critics as being a “wrong ‘un” – aloof, cocky, outspoken ... weird, and the fact this constantly overshadows his playing achievements – 73 England caps, two league titles with Arsenal, one of the finest defenders of his generation – as well as his coaching credentials, points to something sinister. The Guardian peppered in that bit if utter nonsense too. Aye, because Robbie Savage is adorned as some kind of brilliant footballing mind. Thompson, Le Tiss, Merson, Nicholas, all universally loved... People don't like Collymore because he hit his lass and works as a professional wind up merchant - sinister indeed. On the flip side loads of people like him because he's a 'mad cunt'.

Imagine if instead of putting money into mental health care they just donated money to the Samaritans

The money would be far better off spent doing something we can actually control too - whether that be abroad or at home. Just donating £5m to Unisef is legitimately fucking ridiculous - it's an obvious PR move that deserves to backfire.

KI, fucking hell man

Surprisingly in with a chance if Timo Werner dies before it kicks off.

I already have Neymar Marra! (14) I fucked up anyway and read the post wrong Thought it was £1 a number for some reason.

Actually I only sent £2 I'll take 7

Took 7&14

There's a fourth option.

As soon as the World Cup and the Euros come around I turn into a full on superfan - most people do, it's a great couple of weeks. Friendlies and qualifiers are boring and I get annoyed when they fuck the Premiership schedule up.

Lascelles should have been ahead of Jones or Cahill anyway not Maguire (although aye, him too I suppose) - Maguire and Stones are there purely because of how they are on the ball. He was solid all season where as every other defender picked is almost universally accepted as being shaky throughout the year. EDIT: Maybe Tarkowski too should have been there, I never seen or heard much about him though.