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He should, it was straight at him. Do you reckon JFK should have caught that bullet?

It was a howler aye, but he shouldn't be expected to catch that

It deviated loads and was fired at about 400mph, if you think he should of caught that you're on CAKE

The fuck is Neville going on about? It was a mistake but the ball was all over the place. Catch that ffs

UrugWHY?

If we got to like the quarters of the FA cup or something I'd be fully behind us until we're knocked out. I just cannot see the point of being negative when everyone else is just enjoying the ride. We could realistically win the World Cup.

The negatives can be brought up in unlikely event we don't win it.

It's really overplayed and obvious stuff but I'm still finding this coming home stuff absolutely hilarious

fucking hell

I'm assuming Crumpy plays a character on here like

Just turned 31 though, he'll not be 32 until next season. I know it's not an exact science when someone's legs will go but I cannot see him deteriorating too much in the next season. When you're hitting 33 it's starting to get sketchy like - regardless of how fit you seem.

Aye, a six month "purple patch". He's sorted his attitude out (cheers Jamaal), his fitness out (cheers random PT), he's retired from international football (cheers Mo) and he's 31 (my age). People go on like he's 34/35. Like proper old. I think we need another CM for competition (I don't think Hayden adds anything) but Diame is the last player we need to be looking to actively replace imo. He might not reach the ridiculous level he was at last season but I don't think there's anything to suggest he'll massively fall off. It wasn't like his form was based on potential luck either - he just looked really fit.

I was hoping someone was going to make the shoe photoshop like

He looked class against us.

I don't think Rafa is just looking at their WhoScored pages though, I only mentioned the assists because you left them out for some reason. I think Townsend is a fairly blatant upgrade on Ritchie personally like, it seems fairly obvious Rafa agrees too.

He's a winger, and he also had 7 assists.

Actually within the context of our transfer windows I suppose it's natural to feel like this, like

I remember Rafa saying something that suggested Townsend was the one who he really wanted to say, and basically had no animosity towards him when he left. Interview or something on nufc.co.uk I think. He's tried to get him like 3 windows in a row now, I just cannot get why people wouldn't actively want him to sign a player like that who he obviously really likes.

I don't get the ambivalence to Townsend like, he was great for us and is absolutely perfect for Rafa. He's a fair way better than Ritchie as much as I love that cheeky little toerag.

His Instagram is fucking gold like, the man is a genius Hello Mr Villiams

Gimp and his ivory lady killers finally has a worthy rival.

What a fucking legend, man.